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Liz Jones plumbs new depths of lunacy

251 replies

Greythorne · 03/11/2011 08:32

Here

I do worry about her mental health. No joke.

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MrGin · 04/11/2011 12:29

:o

Yes, our merry band of smut merchants disbanded.

MrGin · 04/11/2011 12:30

... pretty much guaranteed to find you in a Liz Jones thread though :o

BupcakesandCunting · 04/11/2011 12:34

We need to re-group, I think.

You know I love me a bit of crazy Liz! I do actually love her. I want a Liz mug for christmas.

MrGin · 04/11/2011 12:39

I might start a new radish thread... will pm if I do.

She is mental innit.

BupcakesandCunting · 04/11/2011 12:41

My life would be a bit more empty without her brand of crazy. Don't stop, Liz! more thinly-veiled references to Jim Kerr please!

Thumbwitch · 04/11/2011 12:50

Oo a new radishing thread? please do Gin!

OTheHugeWerewolef · 04/11/2011 12:54

You should be careful, though, MrGin.

Those sperm bandits are everywhere, dontcha know Hmm

OTheHugeWerewolef · 04/11/2011 12:58

In fact, you know the reason why women don't like having men rummaging in their handbags? It's because we've all got

this

a few of these

and one of these

in there Shock

MrGin · 04/11/2011 12:59

:o @ OtheHuge..

MrGin · 04/11/2011 13:01

radishes here

BupcakesandCunting · 04/11/2011 13:02

The picture from the Daily Mash is, for me, a pictoral sum-up of what Jiz Loans is all about; bitterness, vanity and shocking, shocking hair.

It would make a brilliant mug, Thumb. Wink

Thumbwitch · 04/11/2011 13:07

OTHWereWolef - brilliant! Grin

MrGin · 04/11/2011 13:17

this one is quite good

MrGin · 04/11/2011 13:20

OMG here is the non-cropped version.

BupcakesandCunting · 04/11/2011 13:21

Ha ha ha ha! Can someone who is handy with Photoshop please put a used condom in her hands over the pennies?

BupcakesandCunting · 04/11/2011 13:23

I LOVE her spangly begging cardi. It's a Joseph cardigan is that. It cost about £350. I hope that the poor pensioners who posted her their WFA know this.

MrGin · 04/11/2011 13:25

I think she's got her designer ripped leggings on too

molepom · 04/11/2011 13:25

She looks like a really run down and cheap version of Lesley Joseph.

BupcakesandCunting · 04/11/2011 13:28

She needs to stop spending so much money on cardigans and put some of her budget into the hair situation. I've seen better hair on the figures in the ghost train at Blackpool.

two4one · 04/11/2011 13:33

Sorry if this has already been said but didn't she write last week that she had her first and last period at the age of 18? How was she expecting to get pregnant???

BupcakesandCunting · 04/11/2011 13:36

Yes, it has been picked up on, two4one. Grin

MrGin · 04/11/2011 13:38

< ponders writing an AIBU under LizJones name change >

MrGin · 04/11/2011 13:45

.. discovers someone already has the name LizJones

BupcakesandCunting · 04/11/2011 13:47

JizLoans surely isn't taken yet? Wink

MrGin · 04/11/2011 13:51

.. or SchemingSpermBandit :o