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The Sergeant John Porter Memorial College at the University of Milton North

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DumSpiroSpero · 30/08/2011 20:54

Motto: Qui audet adipiscitur

Areas of study include:

Firearms Training aka Big Guns 101

Advanced off-road driving

Improvised Vehicle Maintenance

Hostage Negotiation

...and lots more!

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LadyDamerel · 31/08/2011 21:04

::staggers out of Archives::

::collapses on chaise longoo::

::sends crack squad to retrieve IF from Small::

::inserts Polish Cordial IV::

Paroxysms of lust is about right, Massive.

SupermassiveLBD · 31/08/2011 21:05

I was expecting you to say something about solving the problem in the horizontal plane

I thought i'd give the poor long-suffering Aubusson a rest, Maud.

PassTheTwiglets · 31/08/2011 21:07

OK, I'm an idiot (so what else is new?). I've found the pic but - and so sorry to have sent you all on a wild goose chase - it wasn't Gizzy :) It was JP - not sure what made me imagine him with S3 Gizzy hair!

It was this one

Sorry, ladiez!

SupermassiveLBD · 31/08/2011 21:07

I'm so relieved it's not just me, LadyD Grin
Am rather loving the crack team, also.

LadyDamerel · 31/08/2011 21:07

It's the set of his jaw that I'm drawn to in this one, although I see where you're coming from with the nose bump.

SupermassiveLBD · 31/08/2011 21:08

San Fairy Ann, Twigster - the bump is nicely lit, after all.

LadyDamerel · 31/08/2011 21:08

Twigs, you owe me a case of Chateau Gizzy in recompense for the hardships I have suffered in the Gizzy vaults.

PassTheTwiglets · 31/08/2011 21:10

Crate of Wine on way to LadyD :o

SupermassiveLBD · 31/08/2011 21:14

Such hardship, perving over evaluating Gizzy pics like that. I need a Wine too. My throat is awfully dry

LadyDamerel · 31/08/2011 21:15

My pulse is still tumultuous after my experiences.

::necks Wine in one go::

It's medicinal...

LadyDamerel · 31/08/2011 21:17

::begrudgingly passes Wine to Massive::

I think Twigs may have been indulging rather heavily in the Wine to have confused S3 Gizzy with JP Wink.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 31/08/2011 21:19

Although I am not a connoiseur - I prefer my gentlemen to be a little more , err, gentlemanly - I do think this one is rather fine.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 31/08/2011 21:20

We have only ourselves to blame. We should have smelt a rat when she said he was smiling, pics of Gizzy smiling being far from plentiful.

SupermassiveLBD · 31/08/2011 21:24

::croaks:: Yum-tastic, Maud

LadyDamerel · 31/08/2011 21:25

He is a gentleman whose circumstances have forced him to become the erm, less gentlemanly man that he is, Maud.

Besides, he looks far better in leather than a starched shirt and cravat

LadyDamerel · 31/08/2011 21:27

::may be having a small moment at the mental image of Gizzy togged out in full Regency regalia::

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 31/08/2011 21:29

He is a gentleman whose circumstances have forced him to become the erm, less gentlemanly man that he is.

Yeah, yeah, and that's what Vlad the Impaler's mum said too. I know, LadyDamerel, that de gustibus non est disputandum, but would nevertheless suggest you consult an optician as a matter of urgency.

SupermassiveLBD · 31/08/2011 21:29

Now in glorious technicolour

Have this groan on me, Spiro.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 31/08/2011 21:30

::Dies and goes to heaven and joins Massive in admiring the angelic throng::

LadyDamerel · 31/08/2011 21:34

At the risk of sounding like an utter muppet, I can't see Gizzy in MrT at all. I know the face itself is the same (obviously) but I can't change MrT into Gizzy by visualising him with longer hair and eyeliner. It just doesn't work.

I'd need Spiro someone who's good on Photoshop to physically remove MrT's head and add Gizzy's to be able to transpose the two.

LadyDamerel · 31/08/2011 21:36

Ooh, the eyes in that pic, Maud.

LadyDamerel · 31/08/2011 21:38

I meant, ooh the eyes in that picture, Massive.

::needs a lie down::

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 31/08/2011 21:38

Aha. The technicolor version confirms my initial reaction that there is something ever so slightly wrong with the nose in the black and white drawing that makes it look not quite like dear old Giz.

I wasn't for a moment suggesting that Mr Thornton had any Gizzy-like qualities (heaven forfend, although there is the small matter of his fierce temper). Simply restating my boring sincerely-held view that Mr Thornton is sex on a stick a more appealing gentleman than Messire Gisborne.

SupermassiveLBD · 31/08/2011 21:38

(to the tune of 'I am not a horse' )You.. are not.. a muppet, LadyD. Smile

I am just the same myself. I can sometimes see JP in Lucas and vice versa, but all the others seem like different men entirely. Especially Gizzy. He always seems so uniquely himself.

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