The Gisborne Institute of Broadsword Polishing and Leather Lustering

[SupermassiveLBD]

Motto: Honi soit qui mal y pense

Master Classes available in:

Smouldering
Stompy boot wearing
Pointy weapon waving, and the effective deployment thereof
Exotic equestrianism
Imperatives
and The cause and alleviation of damsels' distress (Godwyves also welcome)

I've had a double dose of theRApy, Spiro, what with the next Gizzy chapter too.

PLEASE hurry up with the next one .

::Staggers in::

Girl and I have been on a shopping trip.

::Badly need a foot massage emoticon::

We walked past the Clarks shop where a small riot seemed to be in progress in the children's department, so you have my sympathy, LadyDamerel.

You won't have too long to wait Lady D - am about halfway through chapter 3!

Luckily for me, Mr S took it upon himself to take Miss S school shore shopping while we were on our day out. She has decided she wants a slight change of haircut though so need to sort that out and get homework finished, otherwise we're good to go.

When are your's back? Me & Mr S are back on Friday but Miss S doesn't go in until next Tuesday.

Anyone care to join me for a drink?

The drinks are on me

You poor soles. {wink]

Still a way to go for me at the moment and it's no use acting early cos the heat makes thier feet swell and makes it difficult to gte the right size. Luckily we are about five minutes from the shops.

Unfortunately for the health of the supplementary card on poor MrM's account...

I had a lazy day today, after all that frenzied hoovering yesterday. Grateful thanks go out to Muse. I couldn't have done it without you, lads.

Ah Maud, thanks, don't mind if I do. And who's your handsome friend?

::Pours the chateau Gizzy::

I have more than one handsome friend, Massive, but I consider this one to be by far the most handsome. I have some chores to attend to so (obviously) have been wasting 5 minutes by deleting all my speed-dials important academic resources for which the links no longer work.

Annoying how they keep swapping things around like that in the stacks, isn't it?

Good evening, meanwhile, Mr Thornton, and how is your Aubusson tonight?

I suppose it's done in the name of greater efficiency, Massive.

Mr Thornton's Aubusson (like everything else about him) is thoroughly splendid if a little threadbare in places.

Does he need some Savlon for the carpet burn? and can i apply it?

Well, I have to wander off again now and interact with some actual flesh and blood entities. Messy job, but hey. One can't stay in neat clean cyberspace 24/7.

BBL.

1. No - the very idea. You have evidently misunderstood the nature of our energetic discussions of Plato.

1. How dare you imply.

::Returns to the ironing board::

New premises at the ready!.

The makers of that Gisborne wine is Milton!

::realises everyone else has spotted that months ago::

I wonder if a certain Man has sampled that little number, whilst residing in the country of manufacture?

We are back on Tuesday. MasterD2 is counting down the sleeps and asks to war his uniform every morning.

I am counting down the sleeps too.

::resolves not to give Nurse all of August off, next year::

I had just spotted it, Spiro. good to see we have a brand new home waiting for us. and Soldier Boy is there, waiting to greet us all.

Dry and juicy, eh? And complex honeyed aromas.

I feel the need for an Academy field trip to further improve our study and ReseArch.

What do you think?

::Further snort::

I am sorely tempted, LadyD. Do you reckon they would do us a special deal, for a bulk booking?

Who's going to have the final post in here? Twigs and Small are out of the running for once so it's an open race.....

They need a GOH, do they not?

I'm sure we could manage to arrange such a deal, Massive, if we had a very good negotiator.

GOH?

::Somewhat distRActed here::

If I don't get the last post I will be distRAught.

So, did I?