The Gisborne Institute of Broadsword Polishing and Leather Lustering

[SupermassiveLBD]

Motto: Honi soit qui mal y pense

Master Classes available in:

Smouldering
Stompy boot wearing
Pointy weapon waving, and the effective deployment thereof
Exotic equestrianism
Imperatives
and The cause and alleviation of damsels' distress (Godwyves also welcome)

Well what a fine building we have here. May I introduce the latest visiting tutor? He's a .

I normally dribble over lurk on this thread but wanted to congratulate you on your inspired title

Brings to mind.

Welcome Bob, we are very familiar with that particular scene. I believe Massive may have worn out several dvds rerunning it .

Just to let you know, there are no tuition fees at this particular University, so feel free to enrol.

You are welcome, Bob. obviously.

Great stuff Small, thanks! I can't wait to check it out properly, but I can't even look at my own YT posts atm, room-full of folk, here. and a dinner to not burn.

is actually what you're thinking Massive, don't pretend.

Certainly sounds like a plan, Small. Beats getting the dinner anyway.

always good to have a bit of extra room

Massive looked up
To the ceiling above
And sang into a pickle jar
Oh, lovely Gizzy, oh Gizzy my love
What a beautiful Gizzy you are....

Really got to go and cook, now

Do you mean this one, Massive?

Hope everyone's well. Just a flying visit as have been out all day - am doing dinner, putting Miss S to bed then off out again.

May be back later, otherwise will 'see' you tomorrow!

Knock, knock... have I come to the right place?

Ah yes, this would be it :)

Small, you made me LOL at the end of the last thread,w ith your trying to beat me to it (again, drat it!) and with your angle-bracket comments about the clothes you were picking up :) LOL also at the gaming table comment - you're on form today!

there are no tuition fees at this particular University,

Indeed - for those of us on a budget, the visiting tutor has kindly agreed to accept Payment In Kind.

Hi Doris! Goodness, so do we really have lurkers then? I always imagine it's just the 5 or 6 of us that are insane interested in this drivel :)

Kiss on both cheeks naturally.

what, just the 2?

I was thinking, Massive (a worrying sign, I know). If our thread was dedicated to the PLFW instead of Gizzzy, then our motto would have to be Honi soit qui mal y ponce

Payment in kind?

Welcome Doris, don't lurk join in!! You are obviously lady of very good taste so are a perfect candidate for our fine institute.

Oh and Twigs, nur nur ne nur nur, I killed the threa-ed.

I'd like to thank my mother...

Hi everyone - and welcome Bob & Doris!

Is it really bad to be thinking I'd rather stay in tonight than go to my RL mate's for coffee & cake?

I may have to call it an early one on account of my lopsided sunburn and come back for Polish & Russchian and a gossip later!

No Spiro, it's perfectly understandable and why the lopsided sunburn we have no proper sun for weeks here!

Oh, Vodka & Russchian, YUM! Christmas isn't Christmas without V&R!

Goodness, fancy that, our very own lurkers. Hello Doris, too.

I am loving the, ahem, cheeky repartee, Twigs.

And the payment in kind pic is just delish. Stupid girl, all that leather-clad lusciousness homing in for a snog, and you are pulling that face ?
Well if you don't want him, we'll have him, won't we, ladies?

What are we up to tonight then?

Uzi, the prawn vol au vents are all yours again, and then it's a night on the tiles for you.