The Gisborne Institute of Broadsword Polishing and Leather Lustering

[SupermassiveLBD]

Motto: Honi soit qui mal y pense

Master Classes available in:

Smouldering
Stompy boot wearing
Pointy weapon waving, and the effective deployment thereof
Exotic equestrianism
Imperatives
and The cause and alleviation of damsels' distress (Godwyves also welcome)

Sounds great (hols, not child swap ). I remember many happy childhood holidays in that area.

Me too Spiro, I'm boring the pants off SB major telling him that I used Togo here as a child .

Massive I'm sure your SBs have grown out of the wiping on Walls phase, if indeed theywere ever in it

I cringed at most of HSM - only really because Girl is aspires to be the bimbo Sharpay and all my homilies about the worthy Gabriella and her maths scholarship have fallen on deaf ears ::pushy mother emoticon:: - but I have always liked .

Behind the headboards is still a prime location, Small. Kirstie Allsop never pushed that one, did she?

And I was grossed out by finding dirty socks under Girl's bed.

::Feels a little unwell::

::Seeks comfort in a familiar pair of strong, manly arms::

They did that one in the show Maud. I like 'work it out' and 'I don't dance' from HSM2 - I think Ryan is probably my favourite character.

Sorry Maud, if it's any consolation at least you don't have to scrub it off when it's stuck like cement.

Right, back off comms, will check in tomorrow.

Copy that, Alpha Two. Have a good night and a good time tomorrow.

::Looks up from the manly shoulder::

Good night, Small.

Mind you, he has other talents.

He most certainly does

Yes indeed!

Is that VPL I can spot?

What a thought to end the day on, for I must away. Early start tomorrow, alas.

Night night all

Have you been using the megazoom again, Massive?

Goodnight all. I'm off to bed with a good book.

Night Massive & Maud. Writing time for me.

::Looks back at you::

I hope you have a comfortable desk to work at, Spiro.

For any Academy members having trouble sleeping...

Dixon! The smelling salts please!

At least that didn't warrant a facepalm (yet...)

I had probably passed out before I got to the facepalm bit and, besides, I daren't tell Mr Thornton what I've been reading. After all, his favourite reading is Plato and Mr Arkwright's catalogue.

You may want to avoid the next chapter in that case .

Can't stop - Miss S is needing my attention!

Thanks a bundle, MN, for eating my post.

Let's try again, and O...M...G What a good job I toddled off early last night or i would never have got to sleep yet again. Nor would I have done any of the things I was supposed to do today because i would have been wandering round in a heat haze.

Why did Small take the IF on her hols with her?

Spiro, that was masterful. A bit of naughty fun, true, but it's so much more. You have got your plotline in there, and the characters are well--drawn and spot on, so you are feeling for Kate's dilemma, and thinking bad Gizzy, while feeling more than a twinge of sympathy for him too.

And talk about a page turner! It has made my day

::collapses on chaise longoo::

3 children.

3 pairs of school shoes.

3 pairs of school trainers.

Every other person in North Yorkshire seemingly had the same mission.

My blood pressure is still sky high.

::necks neat polish cordial::

You definitely need !