The Phoebe Marlow Academy of Trumpery Novel Writing at the University of Milton Northern

[LadyDamerel]

Welcome to the new faculty.

Selected classes available in:

Running Away
Setting of broken bones
Seafaring lore
Care of Small Boys
Humouring of Dangerous Lunatics

Our patroness is considered rather taking when she is animated

and the Vice Chancellor would like to remind you all of the importance of the wearing of a correctly tied cravat.

Massive I am simply not worthy, especially as I've already watched 1.4 and clearly wasn't paying attention to the storyline at all.

As for that pic from 2.2, I can't be the only one thinking of uses other than roulette for that enormous table .

Excuse me crashing the thread but I just wanted to thank Spiro for the Strike Back recommendation. I've recorded the whole series and am glued to it. He's sooooo shagable watchable.

Too busy checking out Gizzy's black leather clad assets, were you, Spiro?

Kitchen table, gaming table, who cares, i'm not fussy either

BDSM, do come back and talk to us, we are always delighted to find new partners in crime ladies of exquisite good taste.

My pleasure Belle!

And feel free to gatecrash any time you like - we have extensive resources and always welcome any new, ahem, artefacts.

Such as these, for instance...

Or even this.

Kitchen table, gaming table, who cares,

ROFLMAO!

I'll be around

Well that took much longer than expected as ended up watching Big Brother.

Off to bed now in the hopes of getting a decent nights sleep and DD not waking up quite so early tomorrow (although I am taking her out for breakfast and shopping so won't mind quite so much).

OFFS! I just wrote an enormous message and MN deleted it .

In summary , hello, fab story Spiro, I can't write, things difficult here so might be a bit erratic, BDSM glad you enjoyed SB - Spiro and I do love a bit of Porter .

Going to make a coffee now and sulk about MN's meaness.

Aaaand, I see a new series starts on Sunday.

What a pain for you, Small. but perhaps you can take a wee bit of comfort in the fact that you are not the only one. MN regularly does just the same to me. I try to remember to compose into Word first, if it threatens to be a long 'un, but it always slips my mind.

I have been noticing that we will very soon need new premises. Any ideas on a new patron?

Belle, I am afraid you might be a bit disappointed in the new Strike Back series, as John Porter is in it only very briefly.

Did you say John Porter's in hid briefs?

Massive I think it must be time for some Guy love, how about you do the honours?

I just wrote an enormous message and MN deleted it

That's ok, we all mentally delete your posts anyway.... :o Sorry to here things are difficult - hope you are ok :(

Yes, yes, yes, let's have some Guy! I'm reentering a Guy phase again, due to restarting Hood O'Clock. Go for it, Massive!

As for SB2, Heinz Beanz has more screen time :(

Oh blimey, my mind's a complete blank So what else is new

I can only think rude or bland.

How about The Gisborne Institute of Broadsword Polishing and Leather Lustering : Honi soit qui mal y pense ?

I have missed Gizzy so much over the past weeks, you cannot believe.
Well, maybe you can as you sort of know how my mind works.

Yes that will do nicely, I have a present in mind for the new premises.

Right new building is up so I am going to kill this thread before Twigs gets back Mwahhaahahahahahahaha.

TAkes down curtains.

Puts Ouzi in pet carrier.

Loads cheese longoo onto flat bed truck.

Loads several crates of Chateau Gizzy and Polish cordial on to aforementioned truck.

Picks up abandoned cravats and FLSs

Picks up wet jeans

Hides sandy combats