The Hermann Rorschach Institute at the University of Milton North

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Our New Patron!

Smart new premises, here, thanks Spiro.

I always check my spam folder when I check my email in case something important has gone in there by mistake.

Today I have one from a Mr John Lucas

I do love a man in uniform.

::Puffs her way up the winding stone staircase to the senior common room::

Could someone give me a hand with this very heavy crate? It contains the Academy Caravaggio.

Oh, thank you Maud, I was going to do some heavy lifting myself after Small had so kindly packed up but did not want to presume.

And what's this at the bottom of the crate? A catalogue from Milton's Tattoo-A-Gogo?

::adjusts lorgnette and fans self::

Presume away, Massive, presume away.

::resumes frantic fanning::

Can you imagine being the make up artist that got to do that job - I don't mean in a pervy way. But it must be really weird waking up on a Monday morning and thinking "What have I got today? That's right, tattooing Richard Armitage..."

OFGS! Even when I'm trying not to be rude my bloody phone conspires against me - the predictive texting came up with tasting instead of tattooing!

Spiro I think you're phoning is just prempting what it knows you want to write.

Nooo! Surely not !

oooh Maud got the last word in and a cheeky one at that. I don't mind though, I think I am bringing her over to see the talent that is HJ.

::Hands round the Polish cordial::

As we celebrate the inauguration of this fine new academic institution,

Hello Maud, , I think that is a fine speech and one to set the tone of the thread no doubt.

It?s pressie time!

A couple of stocking fillers for Twigs if she drops in (I couldn?t decide which one was best as they are so different)

Enjoy!

I fear the drink of choice in this centre of learning may need to be reconsidered? Probably a Becks!

He's very, ahem, eloquent, isn't he?

::Douses Spiro in cold water in case she spontaneously combusts::

I fear you may be too late Maud! I have been putting those together for the best part of an hour - was cutting and pasting the links and adding the tags straight into MN and was just previewing it when my bloody Internet connection went down momentarily (say no more [grin!), so I had to re-do it all.

::rings for fire brigade to attend Spiro's house as a matter of urgency::

::throws shapes to Bananarama::

I have now added to above to my Spreadsheet and the songs to my Richard Armitage soundtrack on Spotify

Thank you for my gift spiro - very nice, that music goes really well.

Maud - I hope you've got a doctor on the way too - I may need resuscitating...

blimey you are organised! I don't have anything like that

Thanks for my pressie, Spiro, something I had not seen before and very interesting, as well as thudworthy.

Do excuse me if I disappear some time without warning. The lurgy has resurfaced.

Off to peek at all the other pressies. Hope you liked them as much as I liked mine.