I AM HULK

[HULKSMASHEVERYTHING]

ASK ME ANYTHING, PUNY HUMAN.

Who’s this?

HULK SMASH PUNY SANGUIN

😂😂

🤔

How come your trousers don't burst?

What’s the matter with you today? You were alright yesterday

Is your dick green?

How do you contour with all that GREEN ?

HULK BUY LYCRA TROUSERS. SIZE XXXXXL

But Hulk...
^
Why^ do you smash?

Have you considered a talking therapy? Have you ruled out any MH issues?

Come back! You need to answer le questions!

PUNY SneakyGremlins

ALL OF HULK IS GREEN. LIGHTER GREEN UNDER STRETCHY TROUSERS.

LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset

GOOD QUESTION PUNY HUMAN.

HULK VISIT NUMBER 7 COUNTER FOR COLOUR MATCHING. BUY RECOMMENDED SHADE FOR BASE, 2 SHADES DARKER FOR CONTOUR. APPLY WITH BRILLO PAD.

You're a worldly

PUNY GinaCarbonara

HULK SMASHES CHEEKY FUCKER HUMANS LIKE REST OF MUMSNET

Sanguin

HULK ALWAYS ANGRY. HULK SMASH.

weirdly you sound like Cookie Monster in my head!

ComposeYourself

HULK MODELS HIMSELF IN COOKIE MONSTER. HULK SMASH 5 PACKETS MARYLAND COOKIES TODAY. HULK LIKES MASSIVE SUGAR RUSH.

So who is truly the strongest Avenger, you or Thor?

CaptainMarvelDanvers

MIGHTY HULK SMASH PUNY THOR. HULK HAVE TO PRETEND THOR IS STRONGER IN MARVEL FILM BUT REALLY HULK COULD SMASH HIM WITH A GREGGS PASTY.

How do you get into your shorts with that big bum and huge thighs?

PUNY MistressDeeCee

HULK USES HIS MASSIVE STRENGTH TO PULL UP TROUSERS. ALSO HAVE HIGH LYCRA CONTENT AND ELASTICASTED WAISTBAND.

ALSO SMASH MistressDeeCee FOR CALLING HULK’S BUM BIG.

HULK HAS BEEN LOW CARBING FOR WEEKS. HULK BUM LIKE 2 WATERMELONS IN A TOTE BAG.

Hulk, do you ever get lonely?