I AM HULK

[HULKSMASHEVERYTHING]

ASK ME ANYTHING, PUNY HUMAN.

Hulky babe, have you mastered the thousand cock stare?

Thank fuck. An AMA that's not about shagging.

Hi Hulk. Can you put in a good word with CA?

Hulk, do you like Banner?

HemanOrSheRa

YOU JOIN HULK TO SMASH AT HOUSE OF TerfsUp? ALL COOKIES WILL BE EATEN BY HULK BUT YOU CAN HELP SMASH.

Erm. Thanks, Hulk. On second thought, maybe it would be best just to hire a man and van.

But I appreciate the willingness to help!

LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset

HULK HAS MANY SKILLS PUNY HUMAN. HE DOES NOT NEED TO STARE AT POULTRY.

PUNY Noeuf YOU INSULT MIGHTY HULK? CAPTAIN AMERICA PUNY HUMAN. HULK CAN DEFEAT HIM WITH EASE.

ALSO HE DOES NOT BUY HULK COOKIES AND WEARS STAINED UNDERPANTS. NOT FRESHLY LAUNDERED LIKE MIGHTY HULK.

KalindaBlack

HULK DOES NOT KNOW BANNER PUNY HUMAN. HULK IS BEST.

PUNY TerfsUp

TOO LATE HUMAN. HULK ARRIVE IN MORNING. HULK SMASH PALLETS. HULK SMASH HOUSE. HULK SMASH MAN AND VAN.

COOKIES

Hulk, I need some relationship advice. Today, I emptied the laundry basket. There were things that had been there for years, and I had washed them all. But before I could fully bask in the glow of this feat, dh came home and put some socks into the fucking hamper. 🤬

What should I do?

Hello Hulk, not so much a question as a money saving tip - purple pants are available on Amazon subscribe and save. X

God sorry. Obviously HULK is my first choice. Just thought you were busy at Terf's house...

Hulk, if you had a baby with Cookie Monster, what kind of baby would it be?

That's the best invite I've had for a long time Hulk. Can you make your own way to TerfsUp's place though? I have a very small car and I'm not sure you'd fit in it.

Spudlet

HULK SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT LAUNDRY. HULK GETS THROUGH MANY PAIRS OF PURPLE TROUSERS PER DAY AND UNDERSTANDS SATISFACTION OF EMPTY LAUNDRY BASKET.

HULK SUGGESTS:
SMASH DH
SMASH LAUNDRY BASKET
SMASH HOUSE
EAT COOKIE

MIGHTY NellMangel

HULK THANKS YOU FOR YOUR SHOPPING TIPS. HULK CANNOT SHOP WITH AMAZON AFTER HULK SMASHED AMAZON VAN BECAUSE OF LATE DELIVERY IF COOKIES. HULK NOW SHOPS AT PRIMARK.

I am on it. [cracks knuckles]

Noeuf

HULK WILL SMASH AT HOUSE OF TerfsUp AND WILL BE FINISHED AT 11AM. WILL THEN TRAVEL TO HOUSE OF Noeuf. YOU BUY COOKIES.

HULK do you like cuddly, furry Pussy cats / kittens? I feel a connection. Prrrr

I LIKE YOUR THINKING PUNY UpstartCrow. OFFSPRING OF HULK AND COOKIE MONSTER WOULD BE MIGHTIEST SUPERHERO IN UNIVERSE. 🍪

Excellent. Great. See you then.

HULK LIKES YOU NOW HemanOrSheRa. YOU ARE FRIEND.

HULK WILL ARRIVE IN UBER LUX THEN HULK AND HemanOrSheRa WILL SMASH.

It's really hard NOT to hear Hulk voice whilst reading your posts!!

HULK IS PROUD OF YOU Spudlet. YOU WANT HULK TO HELP SMASH?

MrsCatE

CAT STAY AWAY FROM HULK. HULK WILL NOT BE TICKLED.