I AM HULK

[HULKSMASHEVERYTHING]

ASK ME ANYTHING, PUNY HUMAN.

PUNY LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset

HULK THINKS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND SMASHING. HULK BUSY TODAY AND CANNOT SMASH YOU. WILL CHECK DIARY.

Hulk- do you just smash? Can i borrow you for transporting purposes? Son has broken leg and is in thigh to foot cast, we only have an upstairs toilet- back in bits after one night, never mind 6-8 weeks more!

HULK START SMASHING NOW WITH HemanOrSheRa. WILL REPLY TO PUNY HUMANS LATER.

Hulk, who do you love more Black Widow or Betty Ross?

Avocado for lunch? Works well with smashing, according to hipsters

PUNY Ancientmummyofwooooos

HULK WILL NOT CARRY YOU SON TO BATHROOM. HULK CAN SMASH STAIRCASE SO BATHROOM DOWNSTAIRS? SEND PM. HULK WILL SMASH.

PUNY YUTES

HULK DOES BOT HAVE FAVOURITES. LIKES BOTH EQUALLY. BLACK WIDOW MAKES BEST COOKIES BUT DO NOT TELL THAT I SAID THAT. OR I SMASH YOU.

BIWI

ALL HULK FOOD SMASHED. HULK LIKE AVOCADO. ACOCADO GREEN LIKE HULK.

Ok Hulk, so the house is smashed. I feel much better now! Um. Do you have a spare room? I will have to bring DS and ddog but they are both very good at smashing... maybe they could help?

How do you deal with the conflict between being a mild mannered scientist and a scary muscle head?

EXCELLENT NEWS Spudlet.

YOU CAN ALL LIVE WITH HULK. WE ALL SMASH TOGETHER. YOU LIKE COOKIES?

raisedbyguineapigs

ARE YOU GUINEA PIG? NO GUINEA PIG NEAR HULK. HULK WILL NOT BE TICKLED. SCIENTIST PUNY HUMAN.

HULK IS BEST. HULK SMASH.

People keep parking cars in front of our local school, will you please come teach them a lesson?

Also, I will make cookies

HULK WILL HELP NatashaRomanov

HULK SMASH CARS. HULK SMASH PARENTS PARKING CARS. HULK WILL NOT SMASH LOLLIPOP LADY.

YOU TELL HULK WHEN COOKIES READY.

What sort of cookies? Chocolate chip? Oat and raisin? Mexican chocodoodles? Ginger?
Just all the cookies?
If you can get here for 3pm, there will be cars to smash, cookies to eat, and then we can watch the football. And then smash any football fans that are making a nuisance of themselves.

HULK LIKED YOUR PLAN NatashaRomanov

HULK LIKES ALL COOKIES. BAKE MANY COOKIES. HULK WILL ARRIVE AT 3PM FOR SMASHING.

Evening Hulk. Busy day?

PUNY HUMAN MrsMoastyToasty

MORNING: HULK SMASH
COOKIES
AFTERNOON: HULK SMASH
EVENING: HULK GOING TO SMASH SOME MORE

WHAT DID YOU SMASH TODAY PUNY HUMAN?

Me - I smashed clients, files, colleague's coffee cup. Colleague had big girl pants and did not cry like a baby. Smashed traffic on ring road. Got home.

YOU MAKE HULK ANGRY TheHulksPurplePanties

HULK WILL SEEK OUT NEWER STRETCHIER PANTS AND LEAVE YOU IN LAUNDRY BASKET OF SPUDLET.

SPUDLET WILL SMASH YOU. HULK WILL LAUGH.

HULK IS PROUD OF YOU MrsMoastyToasty

WHAT YOU SMASH TONIGHT?

Sorry, HULK. I am away on business this week but will make sure to leave you some cookies under the Welcome mat next time I am home.

I suggest you eat the cookies before smashing the mat.

/helpful

PUNY TerfsUp

HULK GRATEFUL FOR THE COOKIES. HULK WILL ONLY SMASH FRONT DOOR TINY BIT AS THANKS.

Is Hulk watching football?

MrsMoastyToasty

HULK HAS NO TIME TO WATCH PUNY HUMANS CHASING BALLOON AROUND FIELD. HULK HAS TO REST READY TO SMASH TOMORROW. ALSO LAUNDRY NIGHT.