I AM HULK

[HULKSMASHEVERYTHING]

ASK ME ANYTHING, PUNY HUMAN.

PUNY LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset

HULK DOES NOT HAVE TV IN LAIR. TOO EXPENSIVE TO REPLACE SMASHED SET.

Oh you know that documentary, Infinity Wars, how did you end up on that planet as a fighting machine? Got confused cinema sells wine

HULK. Plenty more tasty yums yums available in my lair Chateau Cat.

Unfortunately, doors have become a bit stiff through little use — hinges need a goodly amount of oiling - so would appreciate a good smashing!

MrsCatE I do believe you are a sort.

HULK I made a batch of cookies just for you.

PUNY Noeuf

DID YOU WATCH PREVIOUS DOCUMENTARY: AGE OF ULTRON? HULK IS VERY GOOD IN THAT. LOOKS EXTRA MIGHTY.

MrsCatE

SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD JOB FOR HULK PUNY HUMAN. YOU GET COOKIES READY. HULK WILL SMASH.

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig

HULK LIKES LOOK OF YOUR COOKIES. WILL COLLECT TODAY. HULK ALSO LIKES PRETTY TIN. PEOPLE THINK HULK DOES NOT LIKE SUCH THINGS BECAUSE HE SMASHES ALL DAY BUT QUALITY KITCHEN WEAR IS APPRECIATED.

Hulk on another thread my question has been ignored. Should I go GREEN and SMASH the fuckers?

LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset

PUNY HUMAN. ANSWER IS ALMOST CERTAINLY YES. BUT FIRST HULK MYST KNOW:

WHAT IS QUESTION?

CAN PUNY HUMAN TURN GREEN?

It was Ask the person below you a question 2

Do I need to SMASH those punies

Also accidentally posted this on that thread giving PUNIES more ammunition.

LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset

HULK THINKS YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SMASH. OTHERWISE YOU WILL LOOK WEAK AND FEEBLE.

Thanks HULK. I do like nice things in my kitchen. Anytime you want some more cookies just let me know.

Come back HULK! Do you dance? Is there a smashing dance? Can you do the 'Running Man'? You might get the urge to try now yoh have Harem pants a la M C Hammer.

Bit worried about all the cookies Hulk - all those empty calories can't be good for smashing. Don't want to make you angry but sending sugar in form of huge basket fresh fruit....

Just joshing! M&S best on way! X

Hulk what do you think of this thread juxtaposition? I think Furious would be a good name for Hulk's offspring.

Middle name Smashing?

HULK please come back - I'll consider which doors available for smashing? Back or front? Both need hinges oiled and realigned to be frank so chubb keys actually work. The top latch has bugger all effect either. Think needs bit of a tweak and / or smash. Not bothered either way. Be happy to get either back into well oiled working order! Those days are a distant memory. I tell MrCat not to bother engaging locks at all because rather do myself. X

Hulk come back. You make my heart glad!

HULK HAS RETURNED PUNY MUMSNETTERS.

WHO’S READY TO SMASH?

PUNY MrsCatE

HULK DANCES AT WEDDINGS AND BIRTHDAY PARTIES ONLY. PUNY HUMAN DANCE FLOORS TOO SMALL FOR HULK TO SHOW HIS MOVES OFF PROPERLY. HAREM PANTS BIG SUCCESS. ALL MUMSNETTERS SHOULD WEAR PURPLE HAREM PANTS.

HULK EATS VERY BALANCES DIET. PACKET OF COOKIES IN EACH HAND. HULK TEETH SCRUBBED DAILY.

JaneJeffer

HULK LIKES NAME FURIOUS BUT HARD FOR HULK TO SAY. WORDS OF ONLY SYLLABLE BETTER. MAYBE FURY. HULK WOULD ALSO CONSIDER BALONZ AS NAME FOR MIGHTY OFFSPRING.

MrsCatE

SOUNDS TO HULK LIKE HOUSE IS IN CHAOS. HULK WILL ASSIST WITH DOORS. HULK CAN ALSO SMASH PUNY HUSBAND OF MrsCatE FOR NOT MAINTAINING DOORS.

TiffanyDoggettSmile

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HULK many M&S cookies on the way in much anticipation of smashing in my doors! Feel a bit ambivalent about MrCat; I agree he's been shit in engaging locks etc and maintaining all entrances have been easily engaged but smashed? Perhaps I was wrong in keeping special keys in bedside draw along with special type of 'WD40' lubricant? Actually, sod that. He hasn't remembered how to use keys properly in ages; I always tell him you have to fiddle about with the top for ages before going straight to the Chubb. Sigh. No wonder all doors rusty and not well maintained. Welcome HULK! I look forward to having my doors smashed in and have laid trail of cookies to (family) bathroom where I will be surprised in almost concealing bubble bath - stock piled mud masks in case HULK needs a wallow

this HULK?

Which one?