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I AM HULK

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 18:42

ASK ME ANYTHING, PUNY HUMAN.

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waterlego6064 · 02/07/2018 23:39

U ok Hulkhun?

FlibbertyGiblets · 02/07/2018 23:41

HULK why did no one tell us you is FUNNY?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 23:45

waterlego

PUNY HUMAN. HULK IS MORE THAN OK. HULK IS STRONG AND MIGHTY. SMASHING.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 23:46

HULK LIKES YOUR USERNAME FlibbertyGiblets. YOU WILL BE STRONG ALLY FOR HULK. YOU ALSO LIKE TO SMASH?

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FlibbertyGiblets · 02/07/2018 23:48

Prefer cookies.
Does HULK make nomnomnom sound? Asking for a friend y'understand.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 23:53

FlibbertyGiblets

HULK DOES NOT NOMNOMNOM. HULKS EATS COOKIES ONE PACKET AT A TIME. THOR TELLS HULK HE SOUNDS LIKE TORTURED LAWNMOWER. HULK SMASH THOR.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 23:55

HULK GO NOW. PREPARE FOR SMASHING AT HOUSE OF TerfsUp. SEE YOU IN THE MORNING PUNY HUMANS.

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FlibbertyGiblets · 02/07/2018 23:57

Nigh-night sweet dreams.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 07:20

READY TO SMASH

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BIWI · 03/07/2018 07:24

Morning @HULKSMASHEVERYTHING

I have a difficult meeting today, would be good if you could come and smash clients into agreeing with me.

MrsMoastyToasty · 03/07/2018 07:28

Get dressed Hulk! You can't go out in Minions pyjamas.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 07:38

PUNY BIWI

HULK WILL SMASH DIFFICULT CLIENTS. HULK SMASH BOARD ROOM. SMASH KITCHENETTE. WILL YOU GIVE HULK LUNCH?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 07:39

HULK LIKES MINION PYJAMAS PUNY MrsMoastyToasty. GOOD FOR SMASHING.

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HemanOrSheRa · 03/07/2018 08:27

I'm ready to SMASH at House of TerfsUp Hulk .

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 08:29

MIGHTY HemanOrSheRa

HULK STOPPING FOR MCDONALDS BREAKFAST TO FUEL HUGE MUSCLES. YOU WANT MCMUFFIN?

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HemanOrSheRa · 03/07/2018 08:39

Ooh yes please HULK. Try not to do SMASHING in Mcdonald's though, love.

PhilODox · 03/07/2018 08:42

Thank you, Hulk, this thread is very cheering. I haven't seen/used the word "puny" in at least twenty years!

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 08:43

VERY WELL HemanOrSheRa. HULK WILL SAVE ENERGY FOR SMASHING AT HOUSE OF TerfsUp. GET READY TO SMASH!

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 08:45

PUNY PhilODox

HULK IS PLEASED THAT YOU ARE CHEERED. YOI ALSO LIKE TO SMASH?

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PhilODox · 03/07/2018 08:51

Y'know Hulk, I think I'll save all the smashing for you, as you love it so much. I'm more a "don't like to break things" kind of person... it's cheaper, tbh, and uses up fewer resources.
I appreciate that there are times when smashing is the only correct course of action- and that's where you come in Smile

TheHulksPurplePanties · 03/07/2018 08:57

Hi Hulk, I'm your purple pants. We need to talk about the constant stretching I'm forced to undergo. I think this is in violation of my rights as a garment.

LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset · 03/07/2018 09:02

Smash me Hulky baby, smash meeeeeeeeeee

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 09:04

PhilODox YOU ARE PUNY BUT HULK LIKES YOU. WHEN HULK FINISH SMASHING WE EAT COOKIES TOGETHER.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 09:06

HULK CONFUSED BY MESSAGE FROM TheHulksPurplePanties

HULK PANTS HAVE HIGH LYCRA CONTENT. CAN STRETCH EASILY TI CONTAIN MIGHTY HULK MUSCLES.

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TheHulksPurplePanties · 03/07/2018 09:12

CAN STRETCH EASILY TI CONTAIN MIGHTY HULK MUSCLES.

That's what you think! I'll have you know my seams will never go back to the way they were before you put me on!