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I AM HULK

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 18:42

ASK ME ANYTHING, PUNY HUMAN.

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PhilODox · 02/07/2018 21:20

What kind of music do you like, hulk?
Have you ever been to a concert or is it too risky?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 21:25

GinaCarbonara

HULK TOO BUSY SMASHING TO GET LONELY.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 21:28

PUNY PhilODox

HULK LIKES GREEN DAY AND SMASHING PUMPKINS. ALSO TAYLOR SWIFT

HULK ENJOYS THE MOSH PIT.

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ProudThrilledHappy · 02/07/2018 21:28

Hulk do you ever get mistaken for Kermit and asked to take a selfie or sing “It’s not easy being green” for a random puny human’s voicemail?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 21:32

PUNY ProudThrilledHappy

YOU MAKE HULK ANGRY PUNY HUMAN. HULK WILL SMASH.

HULK WILL DO COOKIE MONSTER IMPRESSION IN RETURN FOR BAKED GOODS.

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PlZZA · 02/07/2018 21:52

D’you think you could beat Thanos? ;)

StrangeLookingParasite · 02/07/2018 21:54

HULK BUM LIKE 2 WATERMELONS IN A TOTE BAG.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 22:01

PlZZA

EXCELLENT QUESTION HUMAN. DO NOT WORRY. HULK WILL SMASH THANOS LIKE A HIPSTER SMASHES AN AVOCADO.

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ballsballsballs · 02/07/2018 22:20

Why green?

HemanOrSheRa · 02/07/2018 22:23

I think I've had enough internet for today 😂😂😂.

wiccamum · 02/07/2018 22:25

Which of the Avengers smells the nicest?

iklboo · 02/07/2018 22:27

Hulk, you're a total legend. Which Avenger is easiest to prank?

MrsMoastyToasty · 02/07/2018 22:27

Is it true that you're really soppy and cry at sad movies?
Are you a hit with the ladies?

VelociraptorRex · 02/07/2018 22:28

How do you use a phone with such massive hulk fingers?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 22:29

ballsballsballs

GREEN IS COLOUR OF POWER. ALSO CAN HIDE ON FOOTBALL PITCHES AND FRIGHTEN PUNY FOOTBALL PLAYERS.

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TerfsUp · 02/07/2018 22:29

Hi, Hulk. Would you mind coming round to mine for a while? I have some wooden pallets that need to go to the tip. Having them broken up would make transport and disposal so much easier.

Thanks in advance.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 22:30

PUNY HemanOrSheRa

GO TO BED PUNY HUMAN. HULK WILL BE SMASHING ALL NIGHT.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 22:32

wiccamum

HULK SMELLS BEST. SMELLS OF POWER AND COOKIES.

IRON MAN WORST SMELL. SWEATY ARMOUR AND WD40

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MrsMoastyToasty · 02/07/2018 22:35

Are you ticklish?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 22:36

HULK LIKES iklboo

HULK USUALLY TO BUSY SMASHING TO PRANK BUT LIKE TO GIVE SURPRISE WEDGIE TO PUNY THOR.

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HemanOrSheRa · 02/07/2018 22:37

Consider me told HULK 😂😂😂. For some reason, possibly connected to the heat, I am finding this very funny indeed Grin.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 22:39

PUNY MrsMoastyToasty

HULK NOT AFRAID TO CRY. FAVOURITE FILM MARLEY&ME

HULK HAS NO LADY FRIENDS. THEY ARE PUT OFF BU HULK SMASHING AND MASSIVE STRETCHY TROUSERS.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 22:42

PUNY VelociraptorRex

MASSIVE HULK PHONE DESIGNED BY STARK ENTERPRISES. PERFECT FOR MIGHTY HULK FINGERS.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 22:44

TerfsUp

YES. HULK SMASH. PUNY HUMAN PAY HULK IN COOKIES. WARNING - HULK MAY ALSO SMASH HOUSE. HULK WILL NOT STOP SMASHING UNTIL EVERYTHING SMASHED. SEND PM PUNY HUMAN. HULK WILL SMASH.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 22:45

MrsMoastyToasty

DO NOT TICKLE HULK PUNY HUMAN. HULK WILL SMASH

NO

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