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I AM HULK

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 18:42

ASK ME ANYTHING, PUNY HUMAN.

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TerfsUp · 03/07/2018 19:47

Two quick questions for you, HULK: what are your favourite pizza toppings and what three things would you take with you to a desert island?

HemanOrSheRa · 03/07/2018 19:58

Oof. I had to have a little lie down after all the SMASHING this morning Grin. I've just done that thing where you 'rest your eyes' and wake up 4 hours later not knowing what day or year it is Confused.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 20:19

TerfsUp

HULK WILL HAVE 8 FAMILY SIZE PIZZA. GREEN PEPPERS, CHILLI AND PINEAPPLE.

HULK WILL TAKE COOKIES, THINGS TO SMASH AND NEW BEST FRIEND HemanOrSheRa. WE SHALL SMASH. WE SHALL EAT COOKIES.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 20:20

HemanOrSheRa

YOU DID GOOD SMASHING TODAY PUNY HUMAN. HULK AND PUNY HUMAN SMASH AGAIN SOON.

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LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset · 03/07/2018 20:24

Which World Cup team would you SMASH Hulk you sort.

TerfsUp · 03/07/2018 20:25

Another question for you, HULK. How often do you go to the dentist?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 20:29

LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset

HULK SMASH ALL FOOTBALL TEAMS. START SMASHING COLOMBIA FIRST.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 20:31

TerfsUp

GOOD QUESTION PUNY HUMAN. HULK VISITS ZOO VET FOR FILE AND POLISH EVERY 6 MONTHS. HULK SMILE VERY IMPORTANT.

HULK GETS STICKER FOR NOT SMASHING ZOO.

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PlZZA · 03/07/2018 20:37

Hulk, I sometimes feel as though I turn into you once a month... Grin

Littleoakhorn · 03/07/2018 20:46

Hulk, have you ever met Fungus the Bogeyman?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 20:54

PlZZA

YOU SMASH? YOU GO GREEN? PURPLE STRETCHY TROUSERS? COOKIES?

ALL GOOD THINGS PUNY HUMAN. BE MORE HULK.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 20:55

Littleoakhorn

WHO IS BOGEYMAN PUNY HUMAN? HULK HAS NOT MET. WOULD SMASH.

HULK HAS MET SHREK. SMASHED TOGETHER.

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LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset · 03/07/2018 20:59

HULK you failed to SMASH the Colombians. Can you do it now before penalties? Also is you on WhatsApp?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 21:16

PUNY LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset

HULK TOO BUSY TO SMASH COLOMBIA TONIGHT. WILL SMASH IN MORNING.

HULK ON ALL SOCIAL MEDIA BUT WILL ONLY GIVE DETAILS TO OTHER SUPERHEROES. NO PUNY HUMANS.

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reservoircats · 03/07/2018 21:19

Hulk do you prefer cats or dogs?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 21:37

reservoircats

HULK LIKES DOGS. HULK STAYS AWAY FROM CATS IN CASE THEY TICKLE.

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LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset · 03/07/2018 21:54

Well done HULK you fitty Wink

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 22:02

LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset

HULK SMASH. PUNY COLOMBIA.

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NatashaRomanov · 03/07/2018 22:07

You like dogs. You like cookies. You smash badguys.
Hulk is clearly the best superhero.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 22:13

NatashaRomanov

YOU ARE RIGHT. HULK IS KING.

ALL MUMSNET SEND COOKIES TO HULK.

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BIWI · 03/07/2018 22:20
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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 22:26

THAT IS PUNY BISCUIT BIWI

SEND HULK COOKIES.

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PlZZA · 03/07/2018 22:38

takes all of the bourbon creams out of her biscuit tin

passes cookie filled tin to Hulk

Dinner is served Hulky Boy.

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 03/07/2018 22:42

YOU MAKE HULK HAPPY PIZZA

YOU WANT HULK TO SMASH?

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MrsMoastyToasty · 03/07/2018 22:44

Who is the better driver? Hulk or Hulkenberg?