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Would you like to try a sniff of eau du Apprentice?

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dillite · 04/12/2019 20:46

It has high notes of incompetence with underlying notes of arrogance and delusion.

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ShiningTor · 04/12/2019 20:52

😂

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GoGoLego · 04/12/2019 20:55

I feel like it would be used in that scene in friends where joey is working in the fragrance part of a department store and dressed as a cowboy

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SmilingButClueless · 04/12/2019 21:01

I think that cat on a robot vacuum is probably the best thing we’ll see for the next hour

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covetingthepreciousthings · 04/12/2019 21:04

I'm already missing Thomas.

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 04/12/2019 21:05

The cat would do better than any of these clowns

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dillite · 04/12/2019 21:05

I'm painting my nails but I am watching

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 04/12/2019 21:05

I bet perfume would be one of Thomas' obsessions

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dillite · 04/12/2019 21:06

Here we go, Lottie's an expert in another expert again

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 04/12/2019 21:06

Oooh, Lottie's face!

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Bellasblankexpression · 04/12/2019 21:07

Checking in. This week can’t be as cringe as last week, right?

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GoGoLego · 04/12/2019 21:07

What's a wedding perfume?????

Of course Lottie has lots of bottles of perfume

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covetingthepreciousthings · 04/12/2019 21:08

Didn't realise helping your friend choose their wedding perfume counted as experience. Maybe it's on her CV with her 15 years in the music industry..

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Bellasblankexpression · 04/12/2019 21:08

If I follow the Lottie rules of expertise, I am also an expert in everything.
I own some perfume so therefore I am an expert in fragrance.
I also own and wear clothes, I am an expert seamstress and fashion designer.
I eat food therefore I am a gourmet foodie.

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covetingthepreciousthings · 04/12/2019 21:09

I agree with Lewis, I'd go for unisex scent.

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GoGoLego · 04/12/2019 21:10

Eeeeekkkk Dean flying solo would be a bad idea

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covetingthepreciousthings · 04/12/2019 21:10

Sorry what industry is Pamela in? I've missed that part.

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 04/12/2019 21:11

The girls' team are going to tear each other apart

But Pamela is utterly awful at decisions.

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dillite · 04/12/2019 21:13

Oh dear. Pam's not doing so well.

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Piggywaspushed · 04/12/2019 21:14

coveting Pamela is in beauty.

I actually think she is right to choose female. It's where her expertise is.

How has 19 year old Lottie got so many married friends??

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SouthWestmom · 04/12/2019 21:15

Ha found you. My pillars are still absent. Like Thomas. This has massively disappointed me.

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Piggywaspushed · 04/12/2019 21:15

Lewis is a loose cannon!

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covetingthepreciousthings · 04/12/2019 21:16

Did he actually just shove a random image on there on the label? Really?

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GoGoLego · 04/12/2019 21:16

I'd quite happily look at that male model Grin

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Piggywaspushed · 04/12/2019 21:16

That's right, Lottie, make the woman look weak and dominated by the smelly man.

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dillite · 04/12/2019 21:17

That model is hot.

Why go to a beach bar then?

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