EASTENDERS 14 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

well after a flurry of fabulous poems we are needing a new thread

so we know ian has diabetes

we know max is after revenge, to seems all on the square,and is happy to stitch up his brother jack

personally i think matthew should be with his dad charlie ......

whitney is getting closer to mick

when will mick reliese shirley has signed away the pub

has the bullying of bex stopped and now its louise?

how do stacey and martin cope financially? esp as due xmas

think bobbie may be back,with new head prob at xmas,he would have done his time .......

who will woody shag next in the pub

will jane be able to walk soon?

will lauren get preg via stabbing stephen

I thought Honey would have good taste in home decor being an ex model and all, but sadly not. That pink is sickening.

I've just watched that episode a half hour ago and I honestly can't remember a single thing from it. Not a good sign is it?

Hi all, been lurking on these threads for a while but not really had anything to post until now...

Whitney is in Cyprus!! She is staying just down the road from where I live and has been on holiday for just over a week with her boyfriend. A few friends have had selfies with her (oh no, not me!! ) and she seems like a really nice girl. Oh and she's got a decent singing voice as well as she has been on the local karaoke

Whit in Cyprus and Denise's daughter Chelsea in Holby City!

Surely as long as you can shuffle paper and walk up n down market with clipboard you can do the job. Dosnt seem to need any skills.

Stacey was very rude aboutvher uniform it's not that bad. If was green pinny and baseball hat fair enough. It it's black suit with blouse hardly hideous. Will new bossy boss
Get her he sack so her sister can get the job?

Optimist yep I have noticed that one as well

just watched tonight's episode.

I really wish Steven had destroyed the dress with his trusty condom knife.

I was trying to work out where I recognised her from! It was the voice that made me know her from somewhere!

So who do we think Ben is shagging? I'm thinking Steven.

Must gone into a daze why didn't Lauren go to work do in the end?
The dress ripping v odd. Small
Hole oh dear I snagged it.,,. Totally ripped to death stalker boyfriend alert.

she did go to the work do akire - came home late and spilled juice on her dress. steven destroyed the dress once she'd taken it off to get changed. She'd left it downstairs as he'd said he'd take it to the dry cleaners for her tomorrow (due to spilled juice).

Oh thanks. Thought she said something about "shame you didn't get a chance to wear it". It was just boring.

I'm ashamed to say that I missed Denise's primal hankering after her sister's breakfast baps.

That's how bad tonight's episode was.

And as for Mock muttering about how Linda's financial shenanigans weren't 'faithful', well that has to be one of the clumsiest lead-ins possible to him tinkering with Whitney's loose change.

The scene with Mock and Whitney was pure comedy

I noticed that Billy and honey flat seems to be a tad larger than when it was Pam and les' kitchen was twice the size and so was the lounge

Can't believe Honey and Billy are not giving the bedroom to kids. William is 11 and sharing with 10y old sister.

Was it definitely only a two bed? Paul's room was quite a small single room wasn't it (from memory of Ben and Paul). There is probably a third room in it.

I'd say Ben is shagging Johnny.

The scene with Mock and Whitney was pure comedy - It was more suited to being on an amateur dramatics stage play. The acting is so poor.

The only interesting thing in that episode is that Carmel's market inspector job will be coming up. I suppose Denise will be over qualified for it seeing as she has her GCSE English :) Who else though? Anybody wandering around at a loose end other than Denise? Scrap that, half the square are roaming around doing very little.
No mention of the new family who were moving into Charlie's old house either. Could it be the new market inspector?

I suppose Denise will be over qualified for it seeing as she has her GCSE English :)

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They could got away with saying it's 3 bed but Honey kept referring to the new purple bedroom Janet picked and how did William feel anoutbthat.... oh he ok more worried about dead people down stairs.

I missed the beginning on Monday, what happened to Woody? Did Mick sling him ahhht on 'is ear'ole?

Loved the way Chelle's new best friend (Miss Piggy will be spitting feathers out of her feather boa!) said she was having drinks after work with the girls from haberdashery and perfumes...reminded me of Are You Being Served! I thought Chelle's uniform suited her, Rodders can have his mac back now.

And I think Ben's going to be enjoying Sausage soon!

Sausage and 'beens' without the leek!

But Ben's big banger could turn out to be but a little squirt from Chipolata.
If Shirl forged Mick's signature isn't the contract void? It's forgery. Back to the slammer for Shirl?
Is it me or is the 'action' moving more towards out of Square locations?

Another query..how come Jane is so tolerant of the whole Beale clan? Steven shot her and Bobby paralysed her with a hockey stick, Ian is a prat. Yet she smiles on, putting up with them all. Perhaps the new eating plan is a plot to poison the whole lot of them. Hope so.

Oh the ham acting, the clunky script! It's only this thread keeping me watching. It's been ruined

What's the betting that Jane will end up with 🥑 🤚?