To think this is the most bizarre item of clothing?

(181 Posts)
TrixieFranklin Sun 03-Feb-19 14:29:42

It popped up as an AD on my Facebook. I understand the body suit trends but surely this would result in being split entirely in two, or the worlds worst front wedgie blush

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Aquamarine1029 Sun 03-Feb-19 14:51:10

That is disturbing on so many different levels.

Merename Sun 03-Feb-19 14:52:32


SummerHouse Sun 03-Feb-19 14:52:36

Boohoo indeed! Eyes watering just looking at that crime against humanity.

ChardonnaysPrettySister Sun 03-Feb-19 14:56:24

I wonder whether the whoever designed this would actually be brave enough to wear it.

Hope the model was paid a risk adjustment premium on her on top of her fees.

RedLife Sun 03-Feb-19 14:57:43

She's clearly wearing it backwards!

Sallygoroundthemoon Sun 03-Feb-19 14:58:58

Gosh. That's going to hurt. Ouch.


19lottie82 Sun 03-Feb-19 15:00:33

I’m actually pissing myself at what I’d look like if I put that on 😂

HankNPat Sun 03-Feb-19 15:00:46

A front thong?!?! Dear god. How uncomfortable.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys Sun 03-Feb-19 15:01:52

Vulval floss.

thegrinningfox Sun 03-Feb-19 15:02:10

Designed by a man obviously

userschmoozer Sun 03-Feb-19 15:03:07

That would actually make my fanny look like a split dangly pair of bollocks.

OMGithurts Sun 03-Feb-19 15:03:16

"Clothes to make you feel like you, but better", it says. I can 100% guarantee that monstrosity would not make me feel like a better me.

Debruary Sun 03-Feb-19 15:03:17


Two words that should never be linked together.

Rubusfruticosus Sun 03-Feb-19 15:05:06

What is the point of having the front shaped like that?

PerryPerryThePlatypus Sun 03-Feb-19 15:06:02

Only someone who hates their fanny would wear it.

SummerHouse Sun 03-Feb-19 15:06:25

grin @userschmoozer
They should use your line in all marketing of this "piece"

justasking111 Sun 03-Feb-19 15:06:40

I once got what I thought was a pile from a thong type garment, gawd it hurt.

LMBad Sun 03-Feb-19 15:07:44

More like a gunt thong!

Racecardriver Sun 03-Feb-19 15:07:54

@thegrinningfox beat me to it. The most wtf thing about that is that no one would actually see that it’s a fanny thing so what’s the point?

Ellapaella Sun 03-Feb-19 15:08:13

That just screams Thrush 🤢

Enta Sun 03-Feb-19 15:08:46

Only someone who hates their fanny would wear it.

I actually snorted, proper inhale-snorted with laughter at this!

MothertotheLordsofmisrule Sun 03-Feb-19 15:09:00

God your undercarriage would engulf that in under a minute.

NotANotMan Sun 03-Feb-19 15:09:50

Her fanny lips have been photoshopped out grin

Ragnarthe Sun 03-Feb-19 15:10:10

Just spat my tea out when I read your comment grin

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