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AIBU?

To want men with big willies to stop flaunting them

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Chundle · 29/07/2011 18:51

ok here's the thing at my local swimming pool there's communal shower area/changing rooms. We go every month or so. Last time I nipped out of my cubicle to check on dd1 and dH in their cubicle to be confronted by a man going from shower to cubicle with only a towel round his shoulders an the biggest willy you have ever seen! I must have looked a right idiot standing there staring at the monstrosity of it.

A few months before that it was me and dd1 we were looking for a changing room and pushed open the family room door which was unlockedowns slightly ajar to be confronted with a man standing their fully naked with a willy nearing 10inches by my reckoning! Cue loads of laughter , pointing by my dd1 and shocked look from me!
AIBU for these blokes to lock their bloody doors and cover up??! Ye you've got a big willy if you want to flaunt it be a porn star but stay away from my local swimming pool!!!!

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EssentialFattyAcid · 29/07/2011 18:53

Have never heard of a communal area like this tbh
Big willies are impressive though imo Wink

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belledechocchipcookie · 29/07/2011 18:53

It's only a willy, there's nothing to be embarassed about.

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LineRunner · 29/07/2011 18:54

Is this in Sweden?

Because trust me it never happens in Hexham.

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briedog · 29/07/2011 18:54

That sounds horrendous! Where is this pool? Just so I can...ummm... avoid it.

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SauvignonBlanche · 29/07/2011 18:55

Which pool is this??

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GwendolineMaryLacey · 29/07/2011 18:55

Where do you live...? With map references if possible.... :)

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CandiceMariePratt · 29/07/2011 18:55

So where is this swimming pool?

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belcantwait · 29/07/2011 18:55

Am just a bit Envy tbh

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Glitterknickaz · 29/07/2011 18:55

Wtf?
What do you mean, cubicles in a changing village kind of thing?

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TartyDoris · 29/07/2011 18:56

Was it 10 inches even flacid? That's pretty impressive tbf.

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psiloveyou · 29/07/2011 18:56

Sorry where did you say this was.

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ElizabethPonsonby · 29/07/2011 18:56

I do keep telling DH to put it away.....

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SarahStratton · 29/07/2011 18:56
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Columbia999 · 29/07/2011 18:57

I wonder if it's the same changing room where my poor friend Dan is regularly traumatised by the sight of a man with his foot up on the bench, blow-drying his bollocks. Grin

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fishtankneedscleaning · 29/07/2011 18:58

If a man is going to show off he may as well have something worth showing imo. Exactly where is your local swimming pool OP. Not that i would want to go there you understand.........:)

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Southernisle · 29/07/2011 18:58

Sounds to me your feeling that your man is inadequate. Much prefer a big willie than something that requires tweezers to put away.

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Chundle · 29/07/2011 18:58

It's in Devon! So may as well be a different country!

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LineRunner · 29/07/2011 19:00

Devon, eh?

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Chundle · 29/07/2011 19:00

I would feel the same if it was a woman with huge big fanny walking round the changing room with it out or huge boobs! Just think there's no need for it with kiddies about

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allhailtheaubergine · 29/07/2011 19:00

10 inches? How impractical.

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Chundle · 29/07/2011 19:00

Lmao line

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SarahStratton · 29/07/2011 19:00

WTF Columbia Shock

Chundle, be kind. Give us the postcode.

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LineRunner · 29/07/2011 19:01

Yes, yes it's wrong.

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YoungishBag · 29/07/2011 19:01

dh has just informed me it's because he has a giant cock he's flaunting it - all the normal sized guys have some decorum

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Chundle · 29/07/2011 19:02

Yes flaccid! If he had a hard on I'd have a tough time explaining that to a 7 year old!

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