I want to be made redundant so I'm being as rude as I can get away with to a senior manager

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Have I gone too far?

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@MaisieMacabe you are simply too clever for words.

I work in debt recovery

Oh dear. I bet you wish it was squeaky dog toys.
I feel your pain.

I have a suggestion. One day wear a very bright, curly wig. Tell everyone that Molly (or whatever your real name is) left unexpectedly for Venezuela, and you're her replacement, Brenda McGlone, known as Bren.

I have another suggestion. Cancel everyone's debts.
(you know you want to)

This reminds me of a Faith No More song.

@MaisieMacabe I wish I could but it's Legal Aid and I'm not going to prison

Dear God. That explains alot

I don't blame you.
How about the wig idea?
Or bring in a whole load of party poppers and set them off, saying, "well it's nearly New Year" 🎊

To be fair, she pointed out how clever I am.
Which is true.

You would be if this was real stand-up.

Then why not just look for another job and leave. You obviously don't understand redundancy btw. This sort of behaviour could get you fired, which is a very different kettle of fish.

I can’t fucking stand rude people.

Just because you’re miserable in your own life, doesn’t mean you need to try and take it out on yourself.

I guess misery loves company though.

I don’t know if you think you’re cool or clever but reading your posts is really cringey and embarrassing.

I really hope I don’t end up like you when I’m your age.

Good luck in getting a new job with a crap reference.

They won't make you redundant,they'll sack you!

You need to get a grip and see humour.

There’s nothing funny about being rude and sarcastic and insulting.

Some really bitter posters out there tonight, wishing harm and suffering upon me. Yowch

Strange. I thought you were trying to get a rise from people?

If my remark is not welcome, then I presume you are just gaslighting.

Do enjoy your kicks where you get them.

This thread is so weird. If I was working in debt recovery I'm sure my head would have gone through my laptop by now, never mind the rather witty text to boss 🤷‍♀️🙂.

If you are going to dish it out (to your manager), you'd better be able to take it.

You need to get a grip and see humour.

It was one funny comment. I've got a senior manager that would think it was quite funny. Get a sense of humour.

Isn’t humour meant to be funny not cringey?

I thought it was funny and very The Office.

Have you ever seen The Office? 😂

The Office is cringey.