I want to be made redundant so I'm being as rude as I can get away with to a senior manager

[ohyesido]

Have I gone too far?

Insubordination and refusal to carry out lawful requests are usually considered gross misconduct so you are much more likely to be sacked than made redundant.

How delightful.

🤣🤣🤣 this is absolutely hilarious! Love the risky behaviour and I hope there's more updates on this haha
But why wait to be forced into leaving.. Look for something more appealing now instead of wasting time.. Life is too short to stay in a job you're not happy in 😊

Lovely chatting with you@GiddyBiscuit

Love it

If OP is hurting her child deliberately or animals then I might understand. If this is real, why are posters so upset about it? Let OP just offload if this is the reality.

I won't buy that posters getting upset are doing so out of concern for the boss either. I doubt the boss will give a shit and hopefully laugh.

It's not really a subject to get so wound up about, surely.

OP I want more screenshots and then you've got buy in 🤣🍿

Have you considered that on the receiving end of your messages maybe a manager, but they are a person. That person may worry what to do about you, wonder if they did something wrong, think about if you are upset for some other reason. Honestly, there is no need to be an arse and no need to be rude. As PP have said you are likely to get fired, a role is made redundant if there is not sufficient work. When there were redundancies at work I met 1-2-1 with my manager and I simply said "Just to let you know if there are redundancies, I wouldn't be devasted if it were me", but of course I promised to keep working hard (and have done so).

The only person here who finds you clever is you.
I assure you — you aren’t nearly as smart and humorous as you give yourself credit for.
You’re middle-school-bratty-back-talking clever.
And I’m overstating.

Oh begone before someone drops a house on you too

What industry do you work in?

I've just come back to the thread and I'm astonished how many uptight posters there are on here.

After this and and the sheepskin Delboy coat thread I just think some people must live really serious agitated lives.

You made me laugh. 😁Are you getting away with it because you’re attractive, do you think?

What industry?

@TheMamaYo no I'm kind of like Britney Spears if she was ten pounds heavier and he's a white haired Johnny Vegas who loves his wife dearly

It won't work.

If they need you to stay and you are performing they'll just ignore it.

If they want rid of you, they will put you on a PIP or fire you.

If they want to give you redundancy, they'll give you redundancy.

Don't really think you have many cards to play.

The only one I can think of just asking if redundancy is available to you.

I have thoughts on this and was about to type it but nah, that would be kind to OP. More fun to let her dig her own grave.

Why didn’t you eat the Ferrero Rocher immediately?! You monster

What about your bills?

@blueshoes how extraordinarily bitchy your remark is

If you think the OP is childish then look at the pile on some of you have created. It's pathetic.

I have to agree. The nastiness on here is completely unwarranted. Let's say this is all real and the OP has come to the end of her rope. It really doesn't warrant half the responses.

Could not agree more

That's how you get SACKED, not made REDUNDANT. If you want out, hand in your notice. You want to leave with a good reference. Behaving like that is bloody rude, and (rightly) won't get you one.

You’ll end up getting fired if you’re too cheeky!

They make squeaky dog toys. The OP's job is to test the squeak levels.
It has slowly and surely driven her insane.