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The Bluestocking: To the moon and back gerbil style.

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Boiledbeetle · 02/04/2026 17:29

Previous thread of chat and general madness below

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5506124-the-bluestocking-womens-pub-spring-is-sprunging-and-mns-name-generator-can-do-one

Women: from an orderly queue at the bar or take a seat and grab a passing gerbil.

Men: turn left at the end of the road, keep walking until you find the Staunch Ally.

Bar gerbil a full fat coke please and a packet of Scampi Fries please.

The Bluestocking women's Pub- spring is sprunging and MN's name generator can do one! | Mumsnet

Welcome to the Bluestocking women's pub. Men are directed to the Staunch Ally just down the road. Otherwise all are welcome. Pull up a chair, give you...

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5506124-the-bluestocking-womens-pub-spring-is-sprunging-and-mns-name-generator-can-do-one

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lcakethereforeIam · 11/04/2026 21:19

A squid 🐙

EmpressaurusKitty · 11/04/2026 21:44

lcakethereforeIam · 11/04/2026 21:19

A squid 🐙

Of course, I didn’t think of that!

NotAtMyAge · 11/04/2026 22:20

Magpiecomplex · 11/04/2026 09:47

Someone has got very enthusiastic with the blue gingham in one of those pictures!

Over 60 years ago, my grammar school summer frocks were blue gingham, worn of course with white ankle socks.

Wearenotborg · 11/04/2026 22:23

Hedgehogforshort · 11/04/2026 17:13

Just to let you all know @Wearenotborg may arrive shamefaced. She was caught calling someone stupid and is now apparently as bad as the TRA’s

We have a room for corrective bekind training right?

I’ve done some self reflection and 20 #bekinds lol

Hedgehogforshort · 11/04/2026 22:24

Wearenotborg · 11/04/2026 22:23

I’ve done some self reflection and 20 #bekinds lol

Well done now behave yourself !!!!😂

Wearenotborg · 11/04/2026 22:26

Hedgehogforshort · 11/04/2026 22:24

Well done now behave yourself !!!!😂

Yes ma’am 😂😂

FranticFrankie · 12/04/2026 00:57

A black coffee and a tunnocks (wafer) please, kind gerbils
🤯
And whatever she's having
Cheers

lcakethereforeIam · 12/04/2026 09:28

I've just watched an American dissing (as I believe the young folx say) British biscuits 😳 At no.5 was the Tunnocks wafer 😠 but at no.2 were Weetabix and no.1 Jaffa cakes! The man is clearly either a fool or a troll 🧌

DeanElderberry · 12/04/2026 09:40

Weetabix eaten as a biscuit?

Niche.

Hedgehogforshort · 12/04/2026 10:30

To watch or unwatch other threads that is a question

Chersfrozenface · 12/04/2026 10:33

Morning. I haven't been into the Bluestocking all this thread because reasons. So I'm popping in on page 39 to make sure I don't miss the bus to the next one.

Next round is on me.

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 12/04/2026 11:24

lcakethereforeIam · 12/04/2026 09:28

I've just watched an American dissing (as I believe the young folx say) British biscuits 😳 At no.5 was the Tunnocks wafer 😠 but at no.2 were Weetabix and no.1 Jaffa cakes! The man is clearly either a fool or a troll 🧌

Or both!

You have to remember that the USA gave the world canned cheese😁

ErrolTheDragon · 12/04/2026 11:58

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 12/04/2026 11:24

Or both!

You have to remember that the USA gave the world canned cheese😁

Tbf I don’t suppose much of that escaped their borders. Some of the foid oddities in the us are a function of its size and historical distribution and storage constraints.

MyrtleLion · 12/04/2026 13:02

I'm here. Having a lazy day.

EdithStourton · 12/04/2026 13:27

There is some madness abroad on some threads today.

Horrible chilly wind here today but I think I'll try and restore myself with a spot of gardening.

I suspect B&B will stay exactly where they are: indoors, on a comfy carpet, in the sunshine.

MarieDeGournay · 12/04/2026 13:33

Chersfrozenface · 12/04/2026 10:33

Morning. I haven't been into the Bluestocking all this thread because reasons. So I'm popping in on page 39 to make sure I don't miss the bus to the next one.

Next round is on me.

Hello Cher, hope the 'reasons' weren't too bad and are doing whatever you want them to do to make things better and give you more time for propping up the bar at the Bluey againSmile
Nice to read that Myrtle is having a lazy day for a change! Enjoy, Myrtle!

My observation on food and drink in the USA is that they can't make either decent tea or decent coffee - this side of the Atlantic we usually manage one or the other.
[Obvs I mean commercially - individuals can make perfectly acceptable tea and coffee - in my experience they are the ones who've spent time in Europe!]

That's a good point about food distribution in a huge country, Errol; also 'fast food' needed for quick stopovers on the extensive rail network.

SionnachRuadh · 12/04/2026 14:29

I sometimes watch North Americans trying British food on YouTube, and often struggling with it. They really do have very different food traditions over there.

Weirdly, the one thing that seems to uniformly freak them out is Christmas pudding.

DeanElderberry · 12/04/2026 15:04

'pudding' seems to mean a kind of gloopy stuff in the USA, so I can see scope for confusion.

EmpressaurusKitty · 12/04/2026 17:26

<flops into an armchair>
Can I have a glass of Pinot Grigio please, gerbils?

Today I went to the gym, did my weekly shop, dropped it at home, caught the bus to the garden centre to buy compost, moved Kitty’s catnip seedlings into a pot, batch cooked daal for the week’s lunches, phoned my dad & once the daal is out of the oven I’m going to settle down with the Sunday Times cryptic crossword. Although I may fall asleep over it.

Kitty is keeping an eye on her plants.

The Bluestocking: To the moon and back gerbil style.
Igneococcus · 12/04/2026 17:33

DeanElderberry · 12/04/2026 15:04

'pudding' seems to mean a kind of gloopy stuff in the USA, so I can see scope for confusion.

Pudding in German is a thick custard or blancmange type thing. Pudding as in dessert is "Nachtisch" which translates as "after the table".

EdithStourton · 12/04/2026 18:02

Igneococcus · 12/04/2026 17:33

Pudding in German is a thick custard or blancmange type thing. Pudding as in dessert is "Nachtisch" which translates as "after the table".

I suspect the American concept of 'pudding' owes a lot to the German idea. There were a lot of Germans around in the US early on, relatively speaking. I've always thought that 'cookies' for biscuits comes from 'kekse'.

Yorkshire pudding baffles people from around the globe. But once they've had it, they're usually fans. I went for a Sunday lunch at a pub with an Anglophile American and she couldn't get enough of it.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 12/04/2026 18:33

EmpressaurusKitty · 12/04/2026 17:26

<flops into an armchair>
Can I have a glass of Pinot Grigio please, gerbils?

Today I went to the gym, did my weekly shop, dropped it at home, caught the bus to the garden centre to buy compost, moved Kitty’s catnip seedlings into a pot, batch cooked daal for the week’s lunches, phoned my dad & once the daal is out of the oven I’m going to settle down with the Sunday Times cryptic crossword. Although I may fall asleep over it.

Kitty is keeping an eye on her plants.

I'm going back into the fray with the crocheted gerbils now, having stopped for some real coffee, but I had a quick glance at a couple of clues for yesterday's Times Jumbo cryptic, & I reckon one answer is 'MEAT AND TWO VEG'. 😂 I'm hoping all the answers are euphemisms.

Igneococcus · 12/04/2026 18:47

EdithStourton · 12/04/2026 18:02

I suspect the American concept of 'pudding' owes a lot to the German idea. There were a lot of Germans around in the US early on, relatively speaking. I've always thought that 'cookies' for biscuits comes from 'kekse'.

Yorkshire pudding baffles people from around the globe. But once they've had it, they're usually fans. I went for a Sunday lunch at a pub with an Anglophile American and she couldn't get enough of it.

There's a lot of German influence in US food, like New York cheese cake is pretty much exactly like a German cheese cake.
We southern Germans don't use the word Kekse (other than in brand names like Leibnitz Butterkekse) we say Plätzchen. My brother who has lived in Hannover now for well over 30 years says Kekse and the rest of the family does a little shudder when he does. It sounds all wrong.

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