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The Bluestocking: To the moon and back gerbil style.

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Boiledbeetle · 02/04/2026 17:29

Previous thread of chat and general madness below

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5506124-the-bluestocking-womens-pub-spring-is-sprunging-and-mns-name-generator-can-do-one

Women: from an orderly queue at the bar or take a seat and grab a passing gerbil.

Men: turn left at the end of the road, keep walking until you find the Staunch Ally.

Bar gerbil a full fat coke please and a packet of Scampi Fries please.

The Bluestocking women's Pub- spring is sprunging and MN's name generator can do one! | Mumsnet

Welcome to the Bluestocking women's pub. Men are directed to the Staunch Ally just down the road. Otherwise all are welcome. Pull up a chair, give you...

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5506124-the-bluestocking-womens-pub-spring-is-sprunging-and-mns-name-generator-can-do-one

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Boiledbeetle · 02/04/2026 17:33

Twiddle thumbs.

You just can't get the service these days!

Glenda! Put down the Gin bottle.

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 02/04/2026 17:43

bangs on the window to attract Boily's attention

I'll be in in a minute - I'm just going back to the old thread, OK?

Boiledbeetle · 02/04/2026 17:51

ifIwerenotanandroid · 02/04/2026 17:43

bangs on the window to attract Boily's attention

I'll be in in a minute - I'm just going back to the old thread, OK?

👍

I'll just carrying on trying to learn to crochet!

The Bluestocking: To the moon and back gerbil style.
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DeanElderberry · 02/04/2026 17:54

I can do that bit. It's what comes next that I struggle with. Really must try again, other people crochet such lovely things. And do it so fast!

Boiledbeetle · 02/04/2026 17:56

DeanElderberry · 02/04/2026 17:54

I can do that bit. It's what comes next that I struggle with. Really must try again, other people crochet such lovely things. And do it so fast!

Yeah! I haven't got any futher yet. I tried repeatedly to start a magic ring and was nearly in tears.

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RumNotRun · 02/04/2026 17:56

I can crochet big long line, it's the "magic circle" I'm struggling with. I used to be able to do it and could crochet doilies when I was much younger, but now I have forgotten it all.

Boiledbeetle · 02/04/2026 17:58

RumNotRun · 02/04/2026 17:56

I can crochet big long line, it's the "magic circle" I'm struggling with. I used to be able to do it and could crochet doilies when I was much younger, but now I have forgotten it all.

Thank god it's not just me. I'm not helped by the fact the thread strands aren't holding together. Bloody cheap stuff!

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DeanElderberry · 02/04/2026 18:06

I think on my last attempt I achieved a slightly convincing woolly fried egg. The irregularities added verisimilitude.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 02/04/2026 18:10

Oooh - hello everyone! Sorry I’m a bit tardy, I’ve been knitting.

Could I have a large Baileys on ice please, bar gerbil? And some IKEA green cakes - I need some of them, and I’m sure the Bluestocking ones won’t spike my blood sugar.

Magpiecomplex · 02/04/2026 18:25

I'm just popping outside to try out the new slide. Green cakes for me too please - my out of office is on and I'm on annual leave for a fortnight!
Thanks for the new thread Boily.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 02/04/2026 18:29

Boily (& anyone else struggling with crochet), my crochet teacher made us start with chunky yarn (Hayfield Bonus Chunky in a pale colour) & 6.5mm hooks. It's much easier to see what you're doing, although yellow will be fine for that.

You'll also find life easier if you have a very thin hook (e.g. 2.5mm) as well, because you'll need to put a hook into a chain or the top of a stitch at some point, & this can be tricky & is much easier with a thin hook which can then pull the yarn back through for you to tranfer onto the normal hook.

If you're trying to do a magic ring from text, it's v. difficult to describe it/read & understand it (I recently tried it & it was impossible from text). It's easier to watch a video & do the same thing. Alternatively, start by making 4 chain & joining that into a circle by putting the hook into the first chain, yarn round hook & pull through both loops on hook. But grab the resulting circle of chains firmly between your L thumb & forefinger & fidget the middle open before you try to put the hook into it to make real stitches. This can be the centre of your granny square. Then a few trebles & chains & you're away!

ifIwerenotanandroid · 02/04/2026 18:47

From X...

The Bluestocking: To the moon and back gerbil style.
AlexandraLeaving · 02/04/2026 18:54

Pulling up a chair... Gin please bar-gerbil. I've missed everyone (hope you're all well) and am sorry to be so behind with the craic. Can't promise to manage to keep up but at least I have got in on the first page of this thread.

Boily, I am very impressed with your crochet efforts. I am determined to learn, but so far it has eluded me.

MyrtleLion · 02/04/2026 18:55

I am here!

Someone else needs to lock up the old thread. I had intended to start the new one myself, because I spent at least 12ty billion posts shouting, haven't you lot got homes to go to?! at the end of the previous thread. So big thanks to the Beetle for the new thread.

Also, I have been day drinking. Walrus birthday etc. We have spent so much time together in the last few days that we have now resorted to scrolling on our phones in silence in the pub. We may have run out of conversation. After 15 years...

MyrtleLion · 02/04/2026 18:57

Also I was given a crochet kit for Christmas and I was in tears trying to do a magic circle.

I am very happy sticking to knitting.

Boiledbeetle · 02/04/2026 19:09

ifIwerenotanandroid · 02/04/2026 18:29

Boily (& anyone else struggling with crochet), my crochet teacher made us start with chunky yarn (Hayfield Bonus Chunky in a pale colour) & 6.5mm hooks. It's much easier to see what you're doing, although yellow will be fine for that.

You'll also find life easier if you have a very thin hook (e.g. 2.5mm) as well, because you'll need to put a hook into a chain or the top of a stitch at some point, & this can be tricky & is much easier with a thin hook which can then pull the yarn back through for you to tranfer onto the normal hook.

If you're trying to do a magic ring from text, it's v. difficult to describe it/read & understand it (I recently tried it & it was impossible from text). It's easier to watch a video & do the same thing. Alternatively, start by making 4 chain & joining that into a circle by putting the hook into the first chain, yarn round hook & pull through both loops on hook. But grab the resulting circle of chains firmly between your L thumb & forefinger & fidget the middle open before you try to put the hook into it to make real stitches. This can be the centre of your granny square. Then a few trebles & chains & you're away!

Tried text and video.

Fuck you magic rings.

<looks at 4.5mms hook in despair>

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Boiledbeetle · 02/04/2026 19:11

AlexandraLeaving · 02/04/2026 18:54

Pulling up a chair... Gin please bar-gerbil. I've missed everyone (hope you're all well) and am sorry to be so behind with the craic. Can't promise to manage to keep up but at least I have got in on the first page of this thread.

Boily, I am very impressed with your crochet efforts. I am determined to learn, but so far it has eluded me.

It's eluding me too.

The cat is currently enjoying the new rare sight of a ball of non wool. It's not something he's ever encountered before. He's currently having a break from wrapping it around himself and is cuddling his crinkly fishies.

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Boiledbeetle · 02/04/2026 19:13

"You'll also find life easier if you have a very thin hook (e.g. 2.5mm) as well, because you'll need to put a hook into a chain or the top of a stitch at some point, & this can be tricky & is much easier with a thin hook which can then pull the yarn back through for you to tranfer onto the normal hook."

I'm reading that @ifIwerenotanandroid and my brain is translating it to blah blah aghhhhhhhhhhh blah agghhhhhhhh blah blah blah.

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FuzzyPuffling · 02/04/2026 19:15

Popping back into the Bluey after missing the entirety of the previous thread through ill health.
Feeling much improved now. There's nothing like a month on the sofa for that!

EmpressaurusKitty · 02/04/2026 19:20

Alternatively, start by making 4 chain & joining that into a circle by putting the hook into the first chain, yarn round hook & pull through both loops on hook. But grab the resulting circle of chains firmly between your L thumb & forefinger & fidget the middle open before you try to put the hook into it to make real stitches. This can be the centre of your granny square. Then a few trebles & chains & you're away!

This is FAR easier than magic rings!

My advice when you’re making a circle of chains is to put a stitch marker in the middle & then put another marker in each corner. It makes it a lot easier to know where you are.

This is my current project, it’s going to be a sofa throw (eventually).

The Bluestocking: To the moon and back gerbil style.
Boiledbeetle · 02/04/2026 19:20

FuzzyPuffling · 02/04/2026 19:15

Popping back into the Bluey after missing the entirety of the previous thread through ill health.
Feeling much improved now. There's nothing like a month on the sofa for that!

I Love You Flower GIF

Rosy is on her way over to you with flowers.

I've missed whole threads for similar reasons!

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PastaAllaNorma · 02/04/2026 19:24

Hello all! Mine's a G&T

Boiledbeetle · 02/04/2026 19:30

Did everyone exit in time or have I just locked half the pub patrons in the last thread?

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Magpiecomplex · 02/04/2026 19:32

Boiledbeetle · 02/04/2026 19:30

Did everyone exit in time or have I just locked half the pub patrons in the last thread?

I was trying to lock up, but Gemini kept telling me it can't create images of public figures 🤷🏻‍♀️

Boiledbeetle · 02/04/2026 19:33

Magpiecomplex · 02/04/2026 19:32

I was trying to lock up, but Gemini kept telling me it can't create images of public figures 🤷🏻‍♀️

I may have resorted to an old image.

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