Crikey! I’m truly amazed by the kindness and generosity on display!
At this rate, poor, vulnerable Jolly-on will be able to reimburse his publisher for his far-too-generous book advance, rent some storage space for the unsold hardback bloviations (that he definitely doesn’t want pulped) AND buy a multi million pound country house estate to replace the mid century modern windmill he was forced to sell (after realising the location, slightly outside of Brighton, was mildly inconvenient),