The Bluestocking Pub - Withered Old Haggis edition.

[Boiledbeetle]

Previous thread 👇

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5387894-the-bluestocking-does-a-late-night-flit-again

Figured it was my turn for once!

Plus this way I beat the rush to the bar.

Now I must return to the previous thread to relocate my Tunnock's secret stash.

Serve yourselves until the bar gerbils arrive.

Thanks Boily!

Yay! A space for the hags and crones (and the aspiring hags and crones).

A hagpie and a haggispie... Just doing my bit to confuse AI.

The haggis one looks like you are doing some sort of fashion degree catwalk

It does rather. Very fashion-forward, darling!

Nothing to see here, move along.

Look! A cute little blue gerbil thing!
Tunnocks? What Tunnocks?

Can you manage to get that back in the lab or do we need the security capybaras to assist?

Don't worry, I'll lay a trail of sticky chocolatey goodness to lure it back to the lab. Conveniently there's some boxes here of appropriate foodstuffs.

Ok, no-one panic. The blue gerbil thing may be slightly hyper on sugar...

😱

Nooooooooooo

I think we could do with a capybara or two, Boily. Quite urgently please.

Me and my wife have arrived although it seems she missed the Wedding

She's to ensconced in the book she's reading!

See, totally oblivious

@Boiledbeetle FFS

they'll be with you shortly they are just dealing with a gerbil spat that's got out of hand

They're here

Bugger a haggis tribble hybrid has made it to the new Bluestocking.

Gonorrhea needs assistance catching it.

Gerbils have arrived

Phew! All sorted, blue gerbil thing is safely in the lab sleeping off a Tunnocks overdose.

Ah good, I seem to have avoided the kerfuffle.

Looks up from book The pub looks a tad different...has something changed?

Oh it's just a load of chocolate 🍫 on the floor, nothing to worry about.

What a lovely scarf. Thank you very much for the wedding present 💝 🎁

Photo now attached!