The Bluestocking Pub - Withered Old Haggis edition.

[Boiledbeetle]

Previous thread 👇

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5387894-the-bluestocking-does-a-late-night-flit-again

Figured it was my turn for once!

Plus this way I beat the rush to the bar.

Now I must return to the previous thread to relocate my Tunnock's secret stash.

Serve yourselves until the bar gerbils arrive.

Do you need a hand or a big spoon?

Where did I put my Tunnock's?

Behind the bar?
Oh yes

in the chaos have found the snowballs (or some at least)

have a sudden memory of boiled carrying me over to a new thread asleep.

anyway <scarpers with snowballs>

leaves a vapour trail of Chanel No 5

In the cellar?
Oh yes

In the Staff Room?

There as well.

I prefer a Dime Bar to a Tunnocks. I am not ready to embrace the "Daim" thing. I'm still mourning the loss of the Topic.

I didn't even know we had a staff room!

The cellar storage area?

Ooh more Tunnock's

Did I hide some in the guest rooms?

Why yes I did.

The ones in the spa seem a bit soggy.

Tell me about it. I'm still mourning the loss of Creamola Foam.

What is the point of having a Scottish Parliament if it can't bring back Creamola Foam?

Now is not the time to discuss your fave treat @SionnachRuadh can you get the goats, @FuzzyPuffling and birds must be your department

I forget how big this pub is.

Or how many boxes of Tunnock's I've hidden

Ooh an artistic black and white shot.

Just under the stairs to check next then I think I've got them all.

Actually I've not quite finished it. Perhaps I could be left to mop up the dregs and be rolled over to the new thread? But not too fast, I don't want to get dizzy.

Came back again for my drums tsk

Now I just need to comendeer a van and some gerbils

Birds....follow me. That's Magpie, Glad the Penguin and all the ones in the trees.

Also, Spartipuss, Rosy, small Rosy, the quokka contingent, and any Capybara not helping with the vans.

That's all I can manage....

well done fuzzy i have my horse with no name now

Bears travelling with the secret Tunnock's stash, someone needs to organise the tug boat for Swash's galleon

Black and white 2, reporting in formation, squadron leader Fuzzy!

And I've got to put my phone on charge as I'm at 2%

Are you off through the desert again? You'll have to let her run free in three days.

Duplicate weirdness.