While the UKSC has confirmed that woman means woman, this doesn't mean that women can...

[JanesLittleGirl]

I understand that the decision of the UKSC is not unlimited. Can we clear up some of the things that women can't do as a result?

I'll start.

This ruling doesn't mean that women can herd sheep over London Bridge.

Over to the rest of you:

Use a longbow in Chester or York to shoot a Scotsman after midnight.

Park their broomsticks illegally in most towns and cities. Or fly below a height of eight feet in built up areas.

Carry an ice cream in their pocket through central Edinburgh.

Dress as a pirate and ride a unicycle down the M1.

Damn, there goes my plans for tomorrow.

Take the top of the milk and use it to persuade goldfinches to peg out the laundry.

they can if a freeman of london, and nothing to stop a woman becoming free / a citizen - either through a livery company route / by living in the city / through being made free as an honorary freeman…

Have large enough pockets in their clothes

Saddle the zebra and ride it to Sainsbury’s when Mars is in the ascendant

Walk backwards, sideways and forwards all at the same time!

Hoard shiploads of sour grapes, ferment them into fine wines and gather en masse in their culdesacs to dance after dark.

Do the worm dance along the fruit and veg aisle at Morrisons.

Yes but this specific SC ruling doesn't give that right, does it?
Oh look what you've done now akkakk, you've got their hopes up, they're planning they big day out in London already🙁

Pluck the moon from the sky, call it a rather refreshing mint and give it a mighty chew!

They can if they're Freemen of London which is granted if they join a Livery Company.

Tie a hamster to a broom handle and use it to dust a chandelier.

Believe six impossible things before breakfast.

fire a cannon in a residential area

Get what you want. (But if you try sometime you find you get what you need).

Well they can (in principle, but not in practice) if they’re a Freeman of the City of London..

Deny that the square of hypotenuse is not equal to the square of the other two sides.

Pee standing up without risking damp shoes

Outsource any part of household life/care without being judged.

Handle a salmon in suspicious circumstances.

Claim they are goats and then successfully fight for the right to occupy leading positions of goat herds, participate in goat activities and bleat like goats. Even drinking the blood of goats will not help.