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While the UKSC has confirmed that woman means woman, this doesn't mean that women can...

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JanesLittleGirl · 20/04/2025 21:41

I understand that the decision of the UKSC is not unlimited. Can we clear up some of the things that women can't do as a result?

I'll start.

This ruling doesn't mean that women can herd sheep over London Bridge.

Over to the rest of you:

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knittedsloth · 20/04/2025 23:35

murasaki · 20/04/2025 23:21

Be a complete wrongun and continue to be paid a metric fuckton by [insert media company of choice].

Get paid more than a man for doing exactly the same job

murasaki · 20/04/2025 23:38

knittedsloth · 20/04/2025 23:35

Get paid more than a man for doing exactly the same job

Along the same lines, make a suggestion in a senior level meeting and have it heard until a man makes it 5 minutes later.

Been there. Got the teeth grinding rage.

knittedsloth · 20/04/2025 23:47

She is frequently kind and she's suddenly cruel
But she can do as she pleases, she's nobody's fool

TooBigForMyBoots · 20/04/2025 23:58

Doesn't mean we can stop the moonlight.🌘

MarieDeGournay · 21/04/2025 00:08

Nicht anders.

knittedsloth · 21/04/2025 00:09

Women can't won't wheesht!

knittedsloth · 21/04/2025 00:15

MarieDeGournay · 21/04/2025 00:08

Nicht anders.

Wot?

Are you saying "Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose" ?

because if so ... no no no noooo! Women can't breathe underwater, or fly ... yet! ... but there's time to find out how!

knittedsloth · 21/04/2025 00:40

Bring back my bonnie to me, to me ...

TWETMIRF · 21/04/2025 14:37

put cream on first when in Kernow

IHeartHalloumi · 21/04/2025 14:45

ArabellaScott · 20/04/2025 22:48

Any woman who is drunk while in charge on any highway or other public place of any carriage, horse, cattle, or steam engine, or who is drunk when in possession of any loaded firearms, shall STILL be liable to a penalty not exceeding forty shillings, or in the discretion of the court to imprisonment for any term not exceeding one month.

At least in Scotland.

Thank goodness we can still legally be drunk in charge of a pram, pushchair and unloaded firearm.
Is being drunk in charge of a herd of sheep on London Bridge legal? Asking for a friend.

MarieDeGournay · 21/04/2025 14:46

knittedsloth · 21/04/2025 00:15

Wot?

Are you saying "Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose" ?

because if so ... no no no noooo! Women can't breathe underwater, or fly ... yet! ... but there's time to find out how!

No it was Martin Luther, who said this when asked to recant his heretical views:
Hier stehe ich. Ich kann nicht anders."
Here I stand. I cannot do otherwise.

So this ruling doesn't mean that women can ..nicht anders.

Obscure - my previous two suggestions were from the Rolling Stones and Diana Ross, so I was trying to go upmarket😏

VeraWangTea · 21/04/2025 14:50

WithSilverBells · 20/04/2025 23:03

Marry the Pope

Well that’s taken a different turn today….

WithSilverBells · 21/04/2025 15:05

VeraWangTea · 21/04/2025 14:50

Well that’s taken a different turn today….

Indeed😳
Maybe I should change it to .....
.....become the next Pope

murasaki · 21/04/2025 15:16

Dunno, i watched Conclave...

HaddyAbrams · 21/04/2025 15:29

murasaki · 21/04/2025 15:16

Dunno, i watched Conclave...

I thought the ending of Conclave was a male with a DSD? or was it a female with a DSD? My friend thar I watched it with told me (very slowly as if i was stupid) that they were "intersex". What i said they were still either male or female they told me I was wrong.

Sorry. Off topic.

murasaki · 21/04/2025 15:33

I thought female with a dsd, could be wrong though.

LlynTegid · 21/04/2025 15:35

Be a useless Manchester United men's football team player.

Join certain golf and other clubs where membership is men only.

TooBigForMyBoots · 21/04/2025 15:40

knittedsloth · 21/04/2025 00:40

Bring back my bonnie to me, to me ...

😢

HaddyAbrams · 21/04/2025 15:44

murasaki · 21/04/2025 15:33

I thought female with a dsd, could be wrong though.

I didn't think it was clear at all, maybe the point? Apparently the book makes it clear it's a TW. Confused

FlowerUser · 21/04/2025 17:44

murasaki · 21/04/2025 15:33

I thought female with a dsd, could be wrong though.

From the book,

“Benítez sighed. “I believe the clinical terms are surgery to correct a fusion of the labia majora and minora, and a clitoropexy.”

Excerpt From
Conclave
Robert Harris
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Not a TW but a woman with a DSD.

Kucinghitam · 21/04/2025 20:23

... blame in on the sunshine or the moonlight.

(But they can blame it on the boogie).

Boiledbeetle · 21/04/2025 22:06

Have a prostate exam... Well, they could try, but it would be very unsuccessful.

(They can however identify as a beetle and totally get away with it!)

Boiledbeetle · 21/04/2025 22:14

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While the UKSC has confirmed that woman means woman, this doesn't mean that women can...
UnhappyAndYouKnowIt · 21/04/2025 22:16

They can not double dip their crisps in communal dip.

JennyForeigner · 21/04/2025 22:17

Start a land war in Asia