While the UKSC has confirmed that woman means woman, this doesn't mean that women can...

[JanesLittleGirl]

I understand that the decision of the UKSC is not unlimited. Can we clear up some of the things that women can't do as a result?

I'll start.

This ruling doesn't mean that women can herd sheep over London Bridge.

Over to the rest of you:

Go topless down the street on the first sunny day of summer.

Become the next Pope!

That would be an ecumenical matter

It is clear that the UKSC ruling doesn't give anyone the right to create a parking thread on AIBU without a diagram.

Unthinkable!

they can if a freeman of london, and nothing to stop a woman becoming free / a citizen - either through a livery company route / by living in the city / through being made free as an honorary freeman…

Killjoy woz ear! 😅

Operate heavy machinery while wearing a rhinestone bikini and humming “She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountain”.

Object to pineapple on a pizza.

SidewaysOtter · Yesterday 23:32

Operate heavy machinery while wearing a rhinestone bikini and humming “She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountain”.

Good grief, no! Jewellery on one of our worksites would bring down the Wrath of Elfin Safety!

Do hand springs over the arches of the Tyne Bridge, playing "Rather go Blind" on a harmonica.

I’m going to lie about this one, say it’s buried somewhere in the small print

You can buy aids to enable that.

Have the builder who is working on your own house talk to you directly (rather than look past you at your non resident partner) even though you’ve been managing work building projects for 20 years.

Visit Mount Athos in Greece or Herbertstrasse in Hamburg, Germany. Even if we identify as men. Funny that...

Oh goddess, I had the same with a mechanic talking to my non-driving then-bf when it was my car.

How can a woman be a freeman? Freemen are men, freewomen are women.

Or am I getting mixed up with Fremen and the Butlerian Jihad?

In the same way that female sailors in the Royal Navy are still "Able Seaman Jones". It's a title.

I was a freeman in Paris, I felt unfettered and alive..

In the same way that mankind is male and female, and my livery company was the first in the Great 12 to have a female master (top bod) and her husband was the first mistress! As above it is a non sex-specific title

Recliner your seat on a short haul flight.

Put the jam on first when eating a scone?

I did actually have a job whete the women were paid more than the men for doing exactly the same thing.

We got a few extra pounds a month to buy stockings. Except women no longer needed to wear stockings in our role....

Conduct orchestras, according to some apparently

https://www.thetimes.com/article/fc492b1d-688f-464a-a52f-2aee6e7eb793?shareToken=43893724d02abef70edb9876c47b3aba

Get their cock out for people to see unless it's the feathered variety