While the UKSC has confirmed that woman means woman, this doesn't mean that women can...

[JanesLittleGirl]

I understand that the decision of the UKSC is not unlimited. Can we clear up some of the things that women can't do as a result?

I'll start.

This ruling doesn't mean that women can herd sheep over London Bridge.

Over to the rest of you:

• Make someone else pregnant without a third-party sperm donor.
• Force someone else to become pregnant without making use of a third-party sperm donor.
• Commit rape according to §1 Sexual Offences Act 2003.
• Become a father.

I can't believe you went there.

Do in reality receive equal pay compared with male counter parts

I mean, it's just basic decency. You don't put filling on the bread then butter it when making a sandwich, do you?

Hold on. Do you mean butter, jam, then cream?

No, cream then jam. Cream is dairy therefore akin to the butter in a sandwich: carb, dairy, jam.

Sigh! It doesn't mean women can get AI to work properly it seems!

Is that...cheese? I mean I like a cheesy scone but not with clotted cream and jam...

Tooth butter, jam and cream is my understanding.
All this, without the scone, is excellent for motivating goldfinches to perform extraordinary feats.

AI seems to think butter should be cut like cheese! I despair at times!

I do not understand cheesy scones. I see them at the cake counter, but what is the point of them?

Women have been herding sheep over London Bridge for centuries!

According to the labels it’s ebtten jam.

🤷‍♀️

Stop the progress of AI art.

However, my mind is blown at the concept of cheese, butter and cream and jam on a scone!

They’re delicious and you can eat them with soup instead of a dull bread roll.

I'm afraid the ruling does not mean that women can put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp

Nor to put the ram in the rama lama ding dong

It was an attempt at a parody of TMAM and TWAW. Apologies for being a bit obscure.

Should be with the sarnies then 🙂

There is an affinity between Scotland and Denmark on the matter of tooth butter.

Ahem. Butter spread on bread so thickly that your teeth leave an indentation/cast when you bite into it. They say ‘spread’ but some people achieve this by laying on butter in thick slices…

That's how I like my butter

Herd cats.

Savoury cream tea...Cheese scone with chilli jam and cream cheese. Bloody lovely.

Women can have these frequently.

They still can't do it quicker than a Kwik fit fitter

Is that how you find out if it will be assigned msjebir female at birth?

Can't believe that both I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and the stuff that I can't believe is not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter are both, in fact, not butter

Thanks Alice