While the UKSC has confirmed that woman means woman, this doesn't mean that women can...

[JanesLittleGirl]

I understand that the decision of the UKSC is not unlimited. Can we clear up some of the things that women can't do as a result?

I'll start.

This ruling doesn't mean that women can herd sheep over London Bridge.

Over to the rest of you:

Visit Okinoshima Island
But then she's busyas she has to wash out forty four pairs of socks and have 'em on the line, starch and iron two dozen shirts before you can count from one to nine, slip up a great big dip up of lard from a drippings can, throw it in the skillet, do her shopping and be back before it melts in the pan.

Amazed that so many of of you picked up on the conditional right to herd sheep. I am lazily amused that the ruling of UKSC has had no impact on this right. Just as it has no impact on most rights. Just the right for women to be adult human female.

Because it's not something that women have that men want to take from us.

Well identify as a man and claim inheritance rights under primogeniture…

Or come around the mountain wearing pink pyjamas.

To be fair - as a man I don’t believe there is ever a reason to say that women can’t do something just because they are women - but then I am possibly more feminist than even my wife!

as a freeman of the city of London - I look forward to one day driving sheep over the bridge - but have lots of female friends who have already done so…

still - love your thread!

Get pregnant and wee in a policeman’s helmet.

Reach the back of the top shelf of a really tall cupboard without using a chair

Open sealed jars without a tea towel, rubber thingamagig or a man.

Sell sea shells on the seashore

Parallel park. Apparently.

Use the phrase pan-fried or soggy bottom in a non-ironic way. Or at all

Any woman who is drunk while in charge on any highway or other public place of any carriage, horse, cattle, or steam engine, or who is drunk when in possession of any loaded firearms, shall STILL be liable to a penalty not exceeding forty shillings, or in the discretion of the court to imprisonment for any term not exceeding one month.

At least in Scotland.

Well, they can't produce sperm however feminist they are...

Well that's only 2 quid these days, so I'll take that if I can drunkenly ride a cow down Princes Street.

Also, we may like big butts, but we cannot lie.

Refuse to carry a bale of hay in the back of their taxis...

Congregate topless outside Wetherspoons without being arrested.

Marry the Pope

And expect him to shut the odd cupboard door occasionally

Hurry love. You've just got to wait.

Be a complete wrongun and continue to be paid a metric fuckton by [insert media company of choice].

She can brew, she can bake, she can make a wedding cake,
But she is too young to be taken from her mammy...

Oh no kind sir I cannot marry you for I have no clothes to put on

However, she certainly can can can. She can even start a heatwave - a tropical heatwave - by so doing.

My dog she can do the can-can and I know my cat can but my goldfish finds it very difficult