While the UKSC has confirmed that woman means woman, this doesn't mean that women can...

[JanesLittleGirl]

I understand that the decision of the UKSC is not unlimited. Can we clear up some of the things that women can't do as a result?

I'll start.

This ruling doesn't mean that women can herd sheep over London Bridge.

Over to the rest of you:

Hide upside down in the custard.

• Women cannot drive cars in bus lanes.
• We cannot park cars in motorcycle spaces.
• We cannot exceed the speed limit without risking a ticket.

Dp has advised me that women still can't poke badgers with spoons.

I thanked him for his manly opinion.

We can’t escape DEI ‘training’ which has not yet been revised such that it isnt discriminatory, unequal and noninclusive.

Women cannot go to sea in a golf umbrella and not expect to sink.

But they can in Tunnock's teacakes

Drums fingers whilst I wait to see if mnhq will release the images I posted!!

Touch this.

OK it’s time for honesty. It’s probably going to cause a fracture of the movement, but what can I do? I have to tell you this. I’m just going to say it and run away and hide.

A woman, can be a feminist. Even. If. she. doesn’t. like. Tunnocks Tea Cakes.

I.. But..how...I..just can't!

They contain poisonous-to-me-gluten, as do all Tunnocks offerings.

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Splitter.

https://images.app.goo.gl/gdRYw1f9bv6t2Kw89

For those doubtful about cheese scones, can I recommend these? Lovely with some chive butter.

https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/recipe/martha-collisons-triple-cheese-scones?srsltid=AfmBOopfrSl5woqk5HQEG9dKA7adlOtaaWAG_bW0UADH6BfHAkvUkp-K

Can I just say to any lurking TRAs see, we don't just derail your threads with talk of food, especially cheese, we do it to ourselves as well! We are equal opportunity food talk thread derailers!

Yeah. Joined for the feminism; stayed for the Tunnocks.

However, in a thoughtful editorial, the Feudal and Patriarchal Times has observed that the SC ruling has not suggested that women, by their very nature, should not be subservient to men.

BTW, please could someone DM me how to mess about with fonts? Feudal and Patriarchal Times would look so much cooler in Gothic.

Feudal and Patriarchal Times

I don't know a newspaper of that name.

I would but I have no idea how to do that!

𝔉𝔢𝔲𝔡𝔞𝔩 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔓𝔞𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔯𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔩 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰

𝔉𝖊𝔲𝖉𝔞𝖑 𝖆𝔫𝖉 𝕻𝔞𝖙𝔯𝖎𝔞𝖗𝔠𝖍𝔞𝖑 𝕿𝔦𝖒𝔢𝖘

𝕱𝖊𝖚𝖉𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕻𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖑 𝕿𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘

The forum software uses a formatting language that shares some, but not all, features with Markdown. I don't know about changing typefaces, but you can type # Bigly text on a line on its one to get a heading:

Bigly text

And display fixed width text by surrounding it with backticks like so.

At first I thought that was a screenshot image. Please, spill the beans.

#Bigly Text?#

Hmm, no...

Pity. It’s a marvellous night for a moondance.