In my mind, Fife Hospital sounds as mad as the hospital in Green Wing (old Ch4 series).
I have visions of senior doctors and HR all hiding whenever the fragrant doctor is on the prowl.
Nobody has mentioned it recently, but let's remember that SP would only ever have encountered Dr U on weekend night shifts. Others can comment on how busy corridors and changing rooms would be away from A&E.
PS Gutted somebody has nabbed the fuller version of my name change (I will make a note of it on my phone in case it escalates).