4 wide eyed innocent questions for GC women

[KielderWater]

1. Do you believe all GC women agree that northern women make the best Yorkshire pudding batter due to their aggression?
2. I know a left wing woman who thinks the milk should go in before the tea, is this abhorrent behaviour a left wing thing and will you disassociate yourself from the left because of it?
3. Brambles mostly reproduce asexually. How many subspecies do you think there are?
4. Is my husband gender nonconformist because he hung up the washing? Should I be worried he might start keeping track of the family’s birthdays next?

Happy to answer your questions too.

This fish stuff is a load of pollocks.

Fuck i had just thought of that double pollocks.

This is a brilliant thread.

Well i am not sure i am in the right plaice anymore, Am having serious trouts about this thread.

I am probably correct in saying peeps are on google looking up fish names, not me of course….

You are of course totally wrong, I'd never do that. 😏😉🤐 Will admit though I think I've fished my knowledge bass to its depths. ,so...drum roll ...I'm bowing trout of the fish puns!

I can't take credit for this, but thought you'd enjoy it.....

When an eel has a maw with a pharyngeal jaw, that's a moray.
When the jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside, that's a moray
When it sulks in a reef and has two sets of teeth, that's a moray.
When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die that's a moray

I think a grouper people on this thread are posting pollocks, but that song is genuinely 😁

Trying hard not to hake that poissonally, cake.

Sorry ok! I just described the act of removing a teabag from a mug as fishing it out. Clearly some mist-hake.

Okay. Fair do's. I thought I smelt a conspiracy.

I'm going to have to leave this punnery, I'm getting a fishes haddock.

Long time since I had my washing darked on.
I've been using the dryer....

😁 😁