4 wide eyed innocent questions for GC women

[KielderWater]

1. Do you believe all GC women agree that northern women make the best Yorkshire pudding batter due to their aggression?
2. I know a left wing woman who thinks the milk should go in before the tea, is this abhorrent behaviour a left wing thing and will you disassociate yourself from the left because of it?
3. Brambles mostly reproduce asexually. How many subspecies do you think there are?
4. Is my husband gender nonconformist because he hung up the washing? Should I be worried he might start keeping track of the family’s birthdays next?

Happy to answer your questions too.

@Boiledbeetle 🤣

InvisibleBuffy are you me? I didn't realise I had name changed

Who the hell changed the topic to fish?

Chips. We were talking chips. Mmmmmmm. Lovely fat crispy chips with a seas worth of salt and maybe a runny yolked egg on top.

I'm hungry

V good, wims, v good indeed!

NB I have been to the little coop - fishcakes for tea from the bargain shelf. With baby plum tomaties from Yorks and some Hereford strawbs for afters.

Who the hell changed the topic to fish?

I cannot tell a lie it was m....@Boiledbeetle or possibly @JanesLittleGirl it's a little unclear.

It would be shellfish to stop your fun.

@lcakethereforeIam am sure we can divert the thread back by the mere mention of fishcakes, though?

I'm still hungry. But I don't like fish. Well, I do, but I like 'em swimming around, not on my plate.
Gimme a steak though...

For cod's hake! Enough of the fish puns!

I might do. Just need to mullet over.

We don’t want you to feel like a fish out of water so don’t clam up, draw up a perch and join in.

Having said that, we do have other fish to fry.

Fish puns?

Christ on a pike.

Only a joke, clam down now.

For fuck's hake

I've haddock up to here with puns.

I'm tempted to skate over some of these. But they are a ray of joy,

Krill me now.

Quit clowning around, you lot.

You can't mackerel me.

Yeah, the puns are beginning to make me feel a little bit eel.

No wonder. It's like a bad bream.

I'm trying to think of another one. I'm beginning to flounder.

😂😂😂

Pollocks! I'm sure you've got one two moray in you