4 wide eyed innocent questions for GC women

[KielderWater]

1. Do you believe all GC women agree that northern women make the best Yorkshire pudding batter due to their aggression?
2. I know a left wing woman who thinks the milk should go in before the tea, is this abhorrent behaviour a left wing thing and will you disassociate yourself from the left because of it?
3. Brambles mostly reproduce asexually. How many subspecies do you think there are?
4. Is my husband gender nonconformist because he hung up the washing? Should I be worried he might start keeping track of the family’s birthdays next?

Happy to answer your questions too.

Thanks for the heads up!

No worries, so really we're talking about a heterosexual couple, although they both bang on about how extremely "queer" they are.

I dunt believe enny of yus are from t’North, nun of yus are talking reyt proper for a start.

Tha can’t just identify into North, thas got to ave menny generations eya.

(Tha gets extra points if tha can still it a dartbooard wi yer arra if some Yank asks thee about yon pentangle on pub wall)

@ApocalipstickNow casting nasturtiums are ya queen?

Well my great great grandfather built the very streets Bread was filmed on and my great uncle tiled the Childwall Clock!

My mum once had a ride on Ringo's motorbike and refused to serve our Cilla in the pub - okay so my dad from Ireland and I wont mention my grandmother at all (Surry) but you know - The Beatles etc etc!

I've seen 'samosa butties' for sale in the Midlands. I guess that's fusion?

North? Ye sound like a bit o a sassenach tae me doll.

In my day, Fochabers were North.

He was correct (for Manchester).

See also (plain) teacakes.

Frozen yorkies thanks
Coffee not tea
Thornless blackberries rule, we have 3 different varieties. If you are going to be spiked make it matter with a Japanese Wineberry at least.
Washing up and clothes is his job in this house.

Nooooooooooooooooo! Well I'll to t'foot of our stairs - every day's an education!

Northerners? Yeah right! Yer all soft southerners to us!

First time I ever came across curry sauce was when I ventured from North Wales to the Valleys, over 50 years ago.

Stunned, I was.

Mind you, we'd got cheesy chips before I left Gogland in the late 70s.

No point heading south to Fochabers now Baxters visitors centre has shut.

More importantly, how is his peg-use efficiency? Does he use 3 or 4 pegs to peg 2 adjacent t-shirts to the line?

Whither Baxters?! All that way fur a chicken?

well, to be fair, this depends on whether there's a scarcity of pegs

I have coloured pegs I ensure that there is no colour mixing of pegs on individual garments.

That sounds great. I feel inspired to try one.

Mind blown!

I have a magnolia it flowers before it has any leaves.

🤣

I'm as far from a nerd as can be, but when I skim read articles like that one about the magnolias, I can fully understand why some people become utterly obsessed with brambles or magnolias, or beetles, etc. The more you find out, the more astonishing it gets.

Tea is disgusting
The north starts from the Tamar, it's all called upcountry
Yorkshires are best when they are stodgy, I don't want it to be mostly air

Burn the witch!

As an immigrant I don’t feel qualified to comment on northerners, or tea, but I do bloody love you lot!

Magnolias are properly ancient - like sharks!

1. yes, it's the unquenchable rage that makes our Yorkshire puds rise well
2. I don't care, I prefer coffee
3. Asexual reproduction is the future! 999/1000 stick insects are female and reproduce successfully; does that mean if I go on a crash diet, so can I (if clownfish can be co-opted into justifying human lifestyle choices, why can't stick insects?)
4. As long as he's pegging them out at all, you've got nothing to worry about. It's those mimsy ones using a tumble drier on a good drying day you need to worry about

Chip condiments - where do we stand on Poutine? Can the once-great nation of Canada be redeemed?