Nike choose Dylan Mulvaney to promote womens sportswear range.

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Do you know what Nike? Forget about “just do it”, as far as I am concerned you can just do one.

Wasn't Nike a goddess? Asking for some lightning bolts if you ask me.

In the future there's going to be a huge spate of lawsuits in the US where young people realise they have sacrificed their ability to have a sexual relationship and their ability to have a family because they were told lies such as 'puberty blockers are a harmless pause button' etc.

Detransitioners will be on talk shows getting the sympathetic head tilts that were once given to the stunning and brave people who became their 'true' selves.

Call me a cynic but I wouldn't be surprised if Mulvaney has already decided to be the poster 'child' for detransition when that becomes the next big media trend.

It is interesting that despite having been on hormones for a year there’s no breast tissue growth or reduction in facial hair growth.

All the things I've noted too.

I called fake from the start

@heathspeedwell DM was an actor, not a rich one. Now DM is a rich TW. Hmmm 🤔

In fairness, I understand that DM has put up some posts about going to the laser clinic. I am a woman who has had quite a bit of laser work on my upper lip and chin and, although it is much better, I still get some dark hair there. They won’t do it if you have any form of tan (I am a weirdo who can burn in March) so I just get a couple of top up sessions in the winter.

If I had a man’s stubble, I can imagine the laser taking much longer to work.

Sorry, I’ll stop being a pedant.

That was predictable

https://adage.com/article/marketing-news-strategy/bud-light-dylan-mulvaney-brands-marketing-leadership-undergoes-changes/2489431

That has a paywall.

https://nypost.com/2023/04/21/bud-light-replaces-marketing-exec-behind-dylan-mulvaney-partnership-report/

The Dylan Mulvaney PR have been doing some thinking, and so here's Dylan upgraded version 2.

3 minutes of silent screaming whilst you watch.

https://twitter.com/CassandraRules/status/1651752258692866048?s=19

That’s a whooooole lot of self-absorption and missing why women are pissed off, isn’t it?

But the new soft calm non ditzy Dylan is so more of a woman now surely you must see that!

I wonder if that's the beginning of a reinvention of Dylan, the camp gay man.

@Datun its certainly a repositioning of Dylan.

During the 3 weeks off DM got fillers and some PR advice.

In a reply to that Twitter link, someone suggested DM was advised to do a video as a middle-aged woman, and maybe they’re right!

@MavisMcMinty Dylan is playing which ever parody of womanhood keeps him in the news.

Nike did also choose Chad Howitzer-Millwall to model jockstraps, though, so they are all about equality.

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I'm just loving this. I was a boy once...
Right now you gotta find the humour, because the day day grind is really unfunny.

@Suffrajester 😂😂😂

@Suffrajester she, I mean he, (so sorry, didn't mean to misgender) just gets funnier and funnier. I mean, more and more convincing and inspiring in her, I mean his (sorry), boyhood.