So what are we up to?

[FlyingOink]

I've lost track.

So far some or all of us are (in no order):

• receiving illicit funds from fundamentalists in the US
• handing out lesbian wives (timeshare? Full-time?)
• turning the UK into T*rf Island
• taking over both Twitter and Mumsnet despite there being only six of us
• brigading online surveys
• creating fear through the use of stickers and/or ribbons
• creating anger through the use of hoodies and billboards
• all elderly
• all middle aged
• all middle-class
• all "Karens"
• but there's only six of us

I've missed loads, does anyone want to add some more? I feel we should keep a list going.

Don't forget that we're selfishly hoarding rights, despite rights not being like slices of pie.

Yes! How could I forget. Selfishly hoarding our not-pie-dino-eggs.

All bored SAHMs
All hate trans people
Per Wes Streeting, the abusive ones
Deluded
Kink-shamers
We want trans kids to die
Have failed to connect with the ‘cool younger feminists’ (TWAW, sex work is work)
About to lose all our rights
Everyone hates us
Na-na-na-na-naaaaaa

We're all right-wing, don't forget. Always voted Tory. Despite most people who mention who they voted for being uber lefty.

And we are desperate to stick to traditional gender roles, because they pretend they haven't realised we're completely opposed to them and don't believe the sex of your body should mean literally anything else about you other than what sex your body is.

Kink-shamers

But I am a kink-shamer. Kink-shaming is my kink.

I'm trying to think of some of the more outlandish things we are supposed to have actually done.

There have been a few wild accusations, but for he life of me I can't remember them now.

-We should 'go back and read our biology A Level textbooks properly'.

• We're all going to die soon anyway so we should just shut up and accept the inevitable
• We shouldn't waste our money on crowdfunders/we should waste our money on crowdfunders
• we're all (every single one of us) white, straight, middle class women who should be talking about prams and school places to the exclusion of all else.

We are all ex nuns who hate men!

We shouldn't waste our money on crowdfunders

I thought it was the fundamentalists' money anyway?

I'm pissed off I haven't had a penny out of the American right-wing evangelists. They're loaded. Imagine if they paid per post? My thumbs would fall off.

We think women shouldn't work and should stay home with our babies

We are anti abortion (even though many here have had one)

We all believe in God - doesn't matter which one but we all believe

We are probably also to blame for Brexit, the Climate Crisis and Hilary Clinton. Or something.

We're all white.
On twitter today I learnt that we're all single.
We're also all Stepford Wives.
All of us would be excluded by a biological definition of woman (also twitter)

Pretty sure our fannies were inferior at one point.

Mentioning that only women have cervixes? That shouldn't be said, you know...

We're persecuting Glinner and Arty, and the Gender Dysphoria Alliance, particularly if we value the clarity of Karen Davis.

Those of us with British accents can incite panic attacks just by speaking.

@StopStartStop

OMG, yes, our fannies were inferior and our fannies were smelly, whereas theirs weren't! Except that now, thanks to Exulansic, we've all seen the medical evidence that their fannies smell of shit.

Actually, I feel quite sorry for them with their faux vaginas, because that's a heck of a medical intervention and a commitment to dilate every day for the rest of your life so it doesn't heal up.

I thought there was a scary amount of cope from people who had vaginoplasty using inverted penis or parts of the sigmoid colon. "Bespoke" and "upgrade" and "man-made" etc

But we're talking 5% who have it done, right? According to the GIRES survey? So isn't it more likely the keyboard warriors going in to bad for genital surgery haven't actually had it done themselves?

Anyway, back on topic. I forgot we are all white, that's a good call Alekto, don't forget we are all English too.

We’re all straight middle class sahm but somehow haven’t been to uni or ever worked anywhere important enough to be able to afford this standard of living because we’re all thoughtless and stupid. We’re all therefore in relationships with men who earn more than us but somehow we’re misreporting the size, strength and employment differences between the sexes.

@EmpressaurusWitchDoesntBurn

Those of us with British accents can incite panic attacks just by speaking.

Probably Australians too, many Americans can't tell the difference.

*going in to bat

Not bad

@OperationDessertStorm

We’re all straight middle class sahm but somehow haven’t been to uni or ever worked anywhere important enough to be able to afford this standard of living because we’re all thoughtless and stupid. We’re all therefore in relationships with men who earn more than us but somehow we’re misreporting the size, strength and employment differences between the sexes.

Yes! We all have the same standard of living, we're all out of touch as a result, we clearly rely on hubby for the cash but he only earns more by sheer fluke right?

(Timeshare wives on the other thread and I'm getting a husband on this one, heading for bigamy)

Don't you know users of this board use ribbons as a weapon, BUT worst of all...

ARE NOT KIND.

You've all forgotten a major one: We deny trans peoples existence.

In fact I'm off to deny it right now, I might be back once I've finished.

Well I don't know about you lot but I'm only here to radicalise some poor unsuspecting young snowflakes and incite hate. It's Saturday night ffs what else am I supposed to do?

Now where did I put my ribbons......

On twitter today I learnt that we're all single.

Ah yes. We're all very very old, single and just need a good shag. But we should also just shut the fuck up and stick to talking about what nappies and prams are best for our babies. Y'know...those little things you get (in the majority of cases) from shagging 🤪

But then, some people think that biology is a violent hate crime, so it's not surprising they don't quite understand, bless.