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Original poster

So what are we up to?

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 22:03

I've lost track.

So far some or all of us are (in no order):

  • receiving illicit funds from fundamentalists in the US
  • handing out lesbian wives (timeshare? Full-time?)
  • turning the UK into T*rf Island
  • taking over both Twitter and Mumsnet despite there being only six of us
  • brigading online surveys
  • creating fear through the use of stickers and/or ribbons
  • creating anger through the use of hoodies and billboards
  • all elderly
  • all middle aged
  • all middle-class
  • all "Karens"
  • but there's only six of us

I've missed loads, does anyone want to add some more? I feel we should keep a list going.

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Artichokeleaves · 16/01/2022 17:19
ArabellaScott · 16/01/2022 17:37

SORRRY MISSED THE THREAD AM OUT CLUBBING SEALSW WITH RIGHTWING DOGWHSISTLES BACK LATER

Theeyeballsinthesky · 16/01/2022 17:38

I believe we’re also responsible for endangering the tourist industry as no one will want to come here because we’re soooooo meeeeean
Even though there are only 6 of us so the chances of anyone encountering us in real life would be vanishingly small such is our evil power tourists won’t risk it

Artichokeleaves · 16/01/2022 17:44

Plus us having boundaries is directly causing male people to be violent to other male people. S'all our fault.

Even though there's only six of us and we're stupid and no one pays attention to us anyway..... Confused Immense power and no reach whatsoever. I'm worried about putting the kettle on in case I accidentally hex the environment or cause Boris to hit the wrong button or something.

Original poster
FlyingOink · 16/01/2022 17:52

@Theeyeballsinthesky

I believe we’re also responsible for endangering the tourist industry as no one will want to come here because we’re soooooo meeeeean Even though there are only 6 of us so the chances of anyone encountering us in real life would be vanishingly small such is our evil power tourists won’t risk it
Yes it would put them off coming to see fluffy places where nothing bad ever happened, like the Tower of London.
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KohlaParasaurus · 16/01/2022 17:56

We're as bad as the Taliban for pointing out that if there are male to female transitioners in Afghanistan they're keeping very quiet.
We don't deserve to be allowed to vote. And we only got the vote in the first place because all the Suffragettes were brave transgender people.
TRAs don't care what we believe yet are committing suicide at the rate of several million every day because of what we believe.

Cattenberg · 16/01/2022 18:20

Terf Island is extremely unsafe for trans people. Hundreds of trans people are murdered here each year, just for being trans. Probably.

It’s a safe country for cis women, however.

ArabellaScott · 16/01/2022 18:24

@FlyingOink

Oh yeah, we both simultaneously number only a few people (not sure where six came from but I'll go with it) so our views are irrelevant and we can't change anything, and we've also singlehandedly (six-handedly? Twelve, assuming we all identify as having both hands?) influenced public opinion so we need to be Shut Down.
DRUNK WITH POWER.

or mayb a small prosecco to complete the perfect Karen persona of course. Right, off to knit some more socks with the hair of my vanquished enemies.

Original poster
FlyingOink · 16/01/2022 18:29

Prosecco is meh. I'd rather have Cava (or realistically beer)

Terf Island is extremely unsafe for trans people. Hundreds of trans people are murdered here each year, just for being trans. Probably.
You don't get it. If you murder someone, they no longer exist. If you deny someone's existence, they no longer exist. It's metaphorical carnage.

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FlyingOink · 16/01/2022 18:30

We don't deserve to be allowed to vote.

Also because we're too old, I think.

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Artichokeleaves · 16/01/2022 18:32

@FlyingOink

We don't deserve to be allowed to vote.

Also because we're too old, I think.

I think it's to do with that we'd probably vote wrong. Like we keep womaning wrong. And homosexualing wrong.

Despite PC Gul's best efforts.

Original poster
FlyingOink · 16/01/2022 18:42

Poor PC Gul. Infamous now.

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FlyingOink · 16/01/2022 18:48

Also it's weird that although despite womaning wrong they have invented a new title for us - cis - and despite homosexualing wrong they have invented several new titles for us - genital fetishists or gynosexuals or whatever - it isn't enough to just hoik us out of womanhood or lesbianhood and rename us. It's as if somehow they know we don't care what they call us, it doesn't change reality. It's the furious frustration at our unwillingness to play ball that amuses me. Because womanhood on your own, without the company of women, is somehow no fun for them (see also third spaces) likewise lesbianism with no lesbians.

Sorry. Anyway back on topic, I forgot we all misgender everyone all the time, for fun, including anyone even slightly gender non-conforming.

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Rhannion · 16/01/2022 18:49

@QueenSue

Isn't it amazing that only six people are capable of turning the UK into T*rf Island?
😂
vivariumvivariumsvivaria · 16/01/2022 18:50

moves on.

As Jolyon says I should.

newnamesa · 16/01/2022 18:54

Im definatly real. Well I think Im real?

Am I real?

Gosh this is deep.

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FlyingOink · 16/01/2022 18:57

@newnamesa

Im definatly real. Well I think Im real?

Am I real?

Gosh this is deep.

I wrote that.
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heathspeedwell · 16/01/2022 19:04

Don't forget that we are all 'insecure about our own femininity'.

Even incredibly beautiful mum-of-four Posie Parker and stunners like Karen Ingala Smith or Emma Hilton are just gender critical because they're not quite womanly enough.

HereticFanjo · 16/01/2022 19:09

I too identify as a 20 year old. Also a model also a gazillionaire.

ArabellaScott · 16/01/2022 19:13

@Artichokeleaves

Grin
newnamesa · 16/01/2022 19:21

No you never! I wrote that.

Or did I?

Snugglepumpkin · 16/01/2022 19:59

FWR members make stuff up about how people might pretend to be stuff to do stuff that's just never going to happen.

Ever

They need to stop doing mean links to stuff that makes it look like people might pretend to do stuff so they can do other stuff that doesn't make some people with delicate feelings feel bad.

Honestly, if you could just be more specific without actually including any facts because they are obviously not facty enough/were collected by the wrong sort of people/are too mean to mention or don't count because it's a day of the week ending in Y.

Original poster
FlyingOink · 16/01/2022 20:03

@newnamesa

No you never! I wrote that.

Or did I?

I wrote that too
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Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 16/01/2022 22:02

Oh yes, I forgot another egregious offence. We've appropriated the colours of the genderqueer pride flag, which are lavender, white and green. Some uppity women have tried to argue that the Suffragettes were using these colours a century before the word genderqueer was invented, can you imagine!

NotAGirl · 16/01/2022 22:38

We don't deserve to be allowed to vote. And we only got the vote in the first place because all the Suffragettes were brave transgender people.

Also we shouldn’t be allowed to vote because all suffragettes were white middle class women* so evil evil nonmen

*(would have been news to Ellen Wilkinson but no more of a surprise than discovering we’re MC has been to many of us)

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