So what are we up to?

[FlyingOink]

I've lost track.

So far some or all of us are (in no order):

• receiving illicit funds from fundamentalists in the US
• handing out lesbian wives (timeshare? Full-time?)
• turning the UK into T*rf Island
• taking over both Twitter and Mumsnet despite there being only six of us
• brigading online surveys
• creating fear through the use of stickers and/or ribbons
• creating anger through the use of hoodies and billboards
• all elderly
• all middle aged
• all middle-class
• all "Karens"
• but there's only six of us

I've missed loads, does anyone want to add some more? I feel we should keep a list going.

Those of us in Ireland are continuing the 800 Years of Oppression. We are all West Brits, betraying our country under orders from British Feminists.

Everything is completely our fault. We need to be educated about the fact that all the wonderful women's and gay rights in Ireland have been gained purely because of the hard work of trans rights activists. Apparently.

So I simultaneously have a part-time wife, a full-time working husband, I'm single (maybe I identify as single?) and I have Schrödinger's children.

I'm a middle aged and also old white English Karen (not American Karen), I failed high school biology but I have a middle class job so I went to some uni at some point but clearly cheated in some way because I don't understand the nuance.

I threaten people with sock puppets. Button eyes? Who knows.

I deny the existence of people I disagree with politically. Hence I must be stupid, because look, those people are right there! But apparently I deny their existence.

Although how can I #BeKind to someone if I don't believe they exist? Surely my identity should be respected. If I identify as a can't-see-those-people-over-there-so-that-means-they-aren't-real-sexual then that is my identity and I'm going to make a flag for it.

Ooo ooo - we also commit LITERAL violence by misgendering (but not literal violence by thumping people because TRAs do that).

Is someone looking after my share of the evangelical right wing millions? Don't suppose I could maybe draw down some? Please?

@TurquoiseBaubles

Those of us in Ireland are continuing the 800 Years of Oppression. We are all West Brits, betraying our country under orders from British Feminists.

Everything is completely our fault. We need to be educated about the fact that all the wonderful women's and gay rights in Ireland have been gained purely because of the hard work of trans rights activists. Apparently.

Man that sounds grim. Effectively links compliance with nationalism.

I'll punt over some FundieBucks in solidarity from here in East Brit-land if and when it ever shows up.

Apparently, according to a link shared on the fair cop thread today, we are also modern day terrorists 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

We are all evangelicals aren’t we? Including Richard Dawkins

@Igmum

Ooo ooo - we also commit LITERAL violence by misgendering (but not literal violence by thumping people because TRAs do that).

Is someone looking after my share of the evangelical right wing millions? Don't suppose I could maybe draw down some? Please?

It's only literal violence if it is a misgendering of the right kind of person though. I got misgendered the other day but that doesn't count because I'm a hateful T3rf and brought it on myself by having a day off from my Stepford Wife outfit.

@loopyapp

Apparently, according to a link shared on the fair cop thread today, we are also modern day terrorists 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Is Mumsnet on the list of proscribed organisations now? www.gov.uk/government/publications/proscribed-terror-groups-or-organisations--2/proscribed-terrorist-groups-or-organisations-accessible-version

Can't see it on there

Maybe we're too canny for the ol' security services, what with the not doing any actual terrorism and all

Oh and none of us are under 35 even though I’m 22.

I kinda didn't want to mention the International Network of Powerful Lesbians because I feel that individual is quite unwell but a: a laughable publication actually printed that shit and b: it sounds cool as fuck

But the Network isn't on the list either

@TheMarzipanDildo

Oh and none of us are under 35 even though I’m 22.

Liar

All six of us are 68.

According to my daughter I have white middle class privilege and that is why I can't understand how hard it is to be trans. I would love to be middle class.

@stinkycheeseman

According to my daughter I have white middle class privilege and that is why I can't understand how hard it is to be trans. I would love to be middle class.

Just tell her you are trans. She can't tell you that you're not.

Are these socks thermal? Only I have feet like ice blocks

@stinkycheeseman

According to my daughter I have white middle class privilege and that is why I can't understand how hard it is to be trans. I would love to be middle class.

Because no trans person ever has been white and middle class

Is it that we failed school biology or that we haven’t caught up with the fact that biology has changed and sex is a spectrum now? Or something.

Ah I've remembered a few more.

We're all cisgender because we identify as pink-brain-gender, and those of us who don't are either closet trans or liars

We like strict gender roles like in good ol' Stepford.

We like to beat up butch lesbians (none of us are butch lesbians obviously). We also throw them out of toilets.

We're homophobic, and probably racist. That can be determined by the fact we are all straight and all white, and always wrong.

@YetAnotherSpartacus

Is it that we failed school biology or that we haven’t caught up with the fact that biology has changed and sex is a spectrum now? Or something.

We both failed it and we failed to keep up to date with developments on the spectral side

Oh we've never spoken to any trans people, we don't have any trans friends, we've never read any queer theory or feminist theory or anything apart from the Daily Mail apparently.

It's nice our hubbies let us read that tbqh

We're all very very old, single and just need a good shag
Ah, yes, but I identify as a size ten twenty four year old with a string of lovers.

Has anyone mentioned how much time we spend blowing dog whistles?
And praying hard to Jesus with the right-wing fundamentalist Christians we associate with.

We all on the wrong side of history

@OhLordyWhatNow

We all on the wrong side of history

But if we identify as being on the right side, then what happens?

Oh yeah, we both simultaneously number only a few people (not sure where six came from but I'll go with it) so our views are irrelevant and we can't change anything, and we've also singlehandedly (six-handedly? Twelve, assuming we all identify as having both hands?) influenced public opinion so we need to be Shut Down.

Being only six people, we don't get many votes.