So what are we up to?

[FlyingOink]

I've lost track.

So far some or all of us are (in no order):

• receiving illicit funds from fundamentalists in the US
• handing out lesbian wives (timeshare? Full-time?)
• turning the UK into T*rf Island
• taking over both Twitter and Mumsnet despite there being only six of us
• brigading online surveys
• creating fear through the use of stickers and/or ribbons
• creating anger through the use of hoodies and billboards
• all elderly
• all middle aged
• all middle-class
• all "Karens"
• but there's only six of us

I've missed loads, does anyone want to add some more? I feel we should keep a list going.

Bots in culottes!

Clones in rhinestones!

Aren't we supposed to be gatekeeping our vaginas from those who think their dicks are ladydicks or something?

Gatekeepers ... with carpetsweepers?

Quite tricky to dress sock-puppets in bifurcated garments…I declare that you are not a sock and I claim my five pounds

Artichokes is so a sock, I know cos I am her, or her is me, or mock socks in frocks and crocs
Or something?
I got lost somewhere in the last 3 pages.

You can be me if you want, I'll go back to the manufacturers and demand a refund on the grounds that my womanliness was fitted all wrong and Tom Harwood has no idea whether I'm human or not until he's checked my armpits.

I'm dying to know who we're manufactured by, incidentally. Everyone check their bums for a label or a trade mark.

Following on from the 'echo chamber' comment. Don't forget that we are all entirely unwilling to listen to anyone who disagrees with us and we base all our beliefs on personal fears/anecdotes. Despite stating lots of facts and frequently, repeatedly, asking those who disagree with us to explain what appear to be discrepancies in their explanation of issues/facts.

To be honest, we should really be grateful to the TRAs for paying us as much attention as they do. I mean, given that there are only 6 of us and we are mean, nasty, stupid, old and insignificant they could be forgiven for just ignoring us.

@Artichokeleaves

You can be me if you want, I'll go back to the manufacturers and demand a refund on the grounds that my womanliness was fitted all wrong and Tom Harwood has no idea whether I'm human or not until he's checked my armpits.

I'm dying to know who we're manufactured by, incidentally. Everyone check their bums for a label or a trade mark.

I suspect we have been manufactured by the great JKR empire (or am I thinking of a different thread)

I remember being told I had to personally take responsibility for those injured at the WiSpa protest. It was the feminists fault and of course, it was the original woman who complained’s fault most of all. She should never have posted that video of her complaint being ignored and her being ‘educated’ by ‘the man’.

Yes, I remember we were accused on a thread of personally influencing the Proud Boys to start a counter protest against the noble TRAs and Antifa with our evil wiles and told we had "blood on our hands".

I thought it was cervixes that we gatekeep, we do this as we are dinosaurs hoarding cervixes?

I'm not real. I'm just a big ball of hate, apparently. Maybe a ball of hate in a sock?

I'm dying to know who we're manufactured by, incidentally. Everyone check their bums for a label or a trade mark

Mine says made in England, classy dontcha know.
I thought we was all Russian bots in fact?

@Terfydactyl

I'm dying to know who we're manufactured by, incidentally. Everyone check their bums for a label or a trade mark

Mine says made in England, classy dontcha know.
I thought we was all Russian bots in fact?

Mine says "made in the UK from imported materials"

I don't want to be a Russian bot, where's the money in that?

Wizarding World, apparently… (another thing to blame J K Rowling for)

@lifeissweet
A ball of hate being knitted into a sock?

I can't see the top of my arse! Manufacturing fault, no doubt. My head doesn't go round that far.

Sadly I can't see the label due to the adult human female wobble as I move mine about. The label in my cells appears to say XX, but what would that mean...
Does anyone remember? 🤔

@Enough4me

Sadly I can't see the label due to the adult human female wobble as I move mine about. The label in my cells appears to say XX, but what would that mean... Does anyone remember? 🤔

Half pint of Castlemaine?

Thanks @FlyingOink, don't mind if I do - not tea

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I have decided I am ‘anti-sparple’!

Susie Dent’s word of the day today was ‘sparple’

^Word of the day is 'sparple'
(14th century): to deflect unwanted
attention from one thing by making
a big deal of another.^

We see this all the time.

The squirrel deflection.

Thanks Suzie!! A very apt word.

Sparple! Sparple! Sparple!

“Sparple” somehow sounds like a non-swear &/or an alternative word for a fart. Actually with the latter & the age-old smelt/dealt issue; “sparple” would be a good word to use.

I was on Reddit. I know, what was I thinking. Got into it with a number of TWAW types, who badly wanted all TW in womens prisons, and I said No. I was told that when TW in mens prison are murdered, that’s all on me.

I mean, I’ll take responsibility for the spare room being a mess, the kids being a bit mouthy, and my roots needing a touch up, but I really don’t think it’s fair that they’ve put me in charge of the lives of all TW in mens prisons. Not fair at all!

Can I just say...

Repent Motherfuckers!!!!

Motherfuckers in seersucker!

@DoYouSeaWhatISea I can see a tiny flaw in their logic, wouldn't you need to be male, a hardened criminal and physically stronger then a man to do what they said you could do to TW?

@DoYouSeaWhatISea
Did you point out that by their logic/rules they’re already responsible for multiple rapes & [sexual] assaults in a very short space of time. The WikiList of People Killed For Being Transgender is very carefully maintained (& highly cautious in who it includes); so I think it is reasonable to trust to its accuracy as regards it mercifully only having been two trans women who have been murdered in prison [due to being trans] this century. Apparently Carmen Guerrero’s murderer had previously warned prison officials not to house him “with a ft” - this article looks at the specifics of why the Reddit-Style slant (with omission of the latest blaming DoYouSeaWhatISea approach) is massively problematic…

(Bother, I got distracted into making a vaguely sensible point there, didn’t I? It must be fun to be able to just scattergun in evidences claims about the place & then run. Like an intellectually dishonest version of knockdown ginger.

Oh for goodness sake!

“scattergun unevidenced claims about the place”