All the bad things JKR has done. A history.

[WandaWomblesaurus73]

I think this is a good time to go over all the bad things JKR has done (as started on the did he or didn't he Jon Stewart thread)

Earlier, I went into the bathroom and I noticed JK Rowling had moved the cat litter tray so I stood in a little bit of cat poop.

@prudencepuffin

She sneaked in last night and left a badger in my house and now its gone and piled up all the cushions in the living room to make a den behind the sofa. And its demanding breakfast.

So, she got you the coolest pet ever?

JKR didn't get me a badger. That's another awful thing she's done.

JKR has hexed my mil. This year, I received bath stuff from a MLM. I want my radox and slippers like normal you evil cow

JKR bought me a Bayliss and Harding gift set for Christmas.

She made me drop a perfectly formed poached egg on my foot this morning as I was transferring it to the plate.
Then she made me snap and fart.

It’s JKR’s fault that the Christmas cheese has yet to run out. She makes me keep eating it, even though I was supposed to start the diet on 1 January. She scuppers all the diets. Nothing to do with me having no willpower.

She STILL hasn't put the Christmas Decorations away, they're still in the box by the end of the sofa where I left them

@Deadringer

JKR bought me a Bayliss and Harding gift set for Christmas.

She bought me a Bayliss + Harding gift set that she had clearly won in a raffle and which had been donated as a raffle prize by someone who had received it as a gift Christmas 2020.

She told the local pigeons to eat the winter cabbage and kale that was growing in my garden; that was right after she told me that I didn't need to bother to net the veg to stop the pigeons doing that very thing - cunning and manipulative.

@Sidhefae

It’s JKR’s fault that the Christmas cheese has yet to run out. She makes me keep eating it, even though I was supposed to start the diet on 1 January. She scuppers all the diets. Nothing to do with me having no willpower.

Cowbag has also reduced brie wheels to £2 in Morrisons. How the fuck am I ever supposed to get over my cheese habit if she keeps this up?

(Hoping this doesn't cause a stampede and panic-buying of brie. One of those wheels has my name on it. (JKR probably wrote it on with green Sharpie)).

There was no milk this morning for my coffee.
I think we all know who’s fault that is

JKR tells the delivery drivers when I pop out for 10 minutes so they attempt to deliver parcels. She tells the ones delivering anything fragile to chuck the box over my fence. Such a bitch.

JKR has made us read and write pages and pages about her, and she can't even be bothered to read it.

She is responsible for the man made -sorry -they, he, she, it made virus that is Covid

news.sky.com/story/jk-rowling-essex-school-drops-harry-potter-authors-house-name-over-viewpoints-surrounding-trans-people-12509452

"JK Rowling's name has been dropped by a secondary school as a title for one of its houses over her "comments and viewpoints surrounding trans people"."

She put a box of 19p malteser reindeers by the till in CoOp this morning, made me buy 3 and then watched as I ate two back to back.

I'll never be thin & it's HER FAULT.

She's on form today. She's caused me to have a headache and emptied the paracetamol out then put the empty box in the cupboard. Evil witch.

@MargaritaPie

news.sky.com/story/jk-rowling-essex-school-drops-harry-potter-authors-house-name-over-viewpoints-surrounding-trans-people-12509452

"JK Rowling's name has been dropped by a secondary school as a title for one of its houses over her "comments and viewpoints surrounding trans people"."

What, her supportive comments that she stands in solidarity with trans people, as detailed extensively in her essay?

What.a.bitch.

And I know that the comment above will be screenshotted by the Misogynistic Monitors waves - to be clear, the comment is for comedic effect.

JKR makes some posters plop random information on threads.

Or perhaps @VeganVampire, JK Rowling walks amongst us (having been radicalised by MN) & is posting on this very thread.

Indeed, because it’s well-known that there are a mere handful of GC people who run umpteen sock accounts on social media but somehow at the same time the UK is TERF Island probably JKR has written this entire thread

JKR made me donate to Lumos by creating a fantastic charity that supports such amazing causes.

Fucking Bitch!!!

www.wearelumos.org/get-involved/donate/

She also just made me post the link even though it will probably be deleted. What on earth is the point of that Joanne when people can just look up Lumos for themselves?

Last week I'd just finished reading The Christmas Pig and then I had a job interview. I didn't get it. Coincidence? I don't think so.