Some of the answers;
''The Royal Institution. Science Lives Here. But Has Let A Room To Some Unscientific Woo.''
''I have an idea. Every 20 seconds, hard cut to a kitten playing with a ball of wool for a few seconds - that'll keep those easily-distracted women paying attention to all that sciency stuff.''
''I "Identify" as a particle physicist. Can I have a go on the hadron collider?''
''I’m identifying as a brain surgeon tomorrow. Really looking forward to my first day on the job. Can’t be that hard, can it?''
- ''Only if you have a ladybrain''
''I identify as a woman because I want the £20 voucher.''