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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Women don't have penises

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jellybean85 · 10/07/2019 12:26

Just in service station and it seems the word is spreading! See next comment for pic Grin

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TheInebriati · 11/07/2019 22:17

2nd rule of misogyny: Women saying no to men is a hate crime.
3rd rule of misogyny: Women speaking for themselves are exclusionary and selfish.
4th rule of misogyny: Women's opinions are violence against men thus male violence against women is justified.
5th rule of misogyny: Women and Feminism must be useful to men or they are worthless.
8th rule of misogyny: Men are whatever men say they are and women are whatever men say they are.

RedDogsBeg · 11/07/2019 22:20

Bernard I'd like an answer to that too, come one ChickenWing enlighten me - how do women think and feel, what is the criteria, how is it tested?

Datun · 11/07/2019 22:22

I don't give a shit

It's a little more honest than #NoDebate.

And tediously unsurprising, of course.

LangCleg · 11/07/2019 22:25

Twitter went down for a couple of hours. Jus' sayin'.

DtPeabodysLoosePants · 11/07/2019 22:26

Too many chickens 

More like too many cocks

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer · 11/07/2019 22:29

DtPeabody

I’d laugh at that but im afraid id get deleted

It seems a bit trigger happy on this thread

Still can’t believe definitions are being deleted...actually i can believe that

Ive reported loads of goady shit on other threads and just get ignored

Its quite literally one rule for some posters on here and another rule for others

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer · 11/07/2019 22:30

Having said that i do appreciate that its not a hive mind at MNHQ Grin

Ereshkigal · 11/07/2019 22:31

Good point Lang.

Prawnofthepatriarchy · 11/07/2019 22:31

ChickenWing, how do females feel and think? I'd like to know too. Need to check I'm doing it right.

CuriousaboutSamphire · 11/07/2019 22:32

I hope you never have a close friend or relative who struggles with their gender identity

I know I am late to this particular penis party but, bloody hell. Do they never, ever, think to do even the slightest bit of research on MNers before leaping in with such shit?

aposterhasnoname · 11/07/2019 22:32

Oooo PetrolBastard, I owe you a pint. You’ve just peak transed my BIL who was proving a tough nut to crack. He simply didn’t believe that anyone genuinely thought Karen White belonged in a women’s jail.

Cheers mate Grin

Enclume · 11/07/2019 22:32

MNHQ have always been more to happy to delete women who assert basic biological facts.

Just when I think they might be getting a bit more sensible, they delete a definition of straw man.

PerrysWinkle · 11/07/2019 22:33

It appears that the schools have broken up in some areas of the country. Gird your loins for more goady posts over the next few weeks.

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 11/07/2019 22:33

I'm pretty astonished that MNHQ are deleting something like a strawman (sorry, strawperson) definition now

being a sarcastic fucker is most definitely in the spirit of MN

DtPeabodysLoosePants · 11/07/2019 22:49

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer I reported one poster on another thread about 10 times earlier today due to being a GF using offensive terminology. They erm, disappeared Wink
Since then I've come across this comedy gold thread and it's cheered me right up as I've had a shitty day. I'm quick to report GFs but now I see that maybe MNHQ let their posts stand a lot of the time so that the lurkers can see just how batshit they are. I've been on MN about a year now under different names (the Ocado boycott thread was mine Smile) and have never once read a thread where anyone has been able to define how a man is actually a woman or what it means to be a woman outside of her biological self. Some posters use fancy words to try and confuse us into thinking they are very clever and therefore their argument is right despite the fact it makes no sense and is just word soup. At least Petrol is just stamping their feet and flouncing about. I do wonder if they have been watching too much of Theresa May though with all the "let me be clear/am I clear?" crap.

littlbrowndog · 11/07/2019 22:54

I seen this on twitter. Thought would share was a guy mouthing off abou5 wpuk meeting. Wow 🥊🥊🤓

Here, lurking in the undergrowth, we see some typical behaviours of the Lesser Bearded Bellend (bellendus barati minor). Look how this prime specimen proclaims knowledgeably on a subject he knows fuck all about, whilst relishing the chance to stick the boot in to women

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer · 11/07/2019 22:56

Ive just got a cobb on DtPeabody Grin

Most times i report and i get an explanation or its deleted

But recently on some threads its not deleted and no explanation given and the posts are bang out of order!

And most times a post is deleted and i think fair enough...and then you get quite innocuous posts deleted and you think what the fuck was wrong with that!

DtPeabodysLoosePants · 11/07/2019 22:57

On a serious note, I do worry that I'm not womaning right. I've always been envious of men's slim hips and as a teen was very jealous of all my heavy metal/rock heroes hair. Mine just wouldn't grow as long. I have a motorcycle mechanics qualification and love a good fettle with an engine, aircraft, especially fighter jets, motorbikes, the TT. But then here I am the mother of 3, extended breastfeeder, baker of cakes and cookies, crafter. I mean, without a working definition of what a woman actually is then someone like me (and most other women) are bound to be confused as to whether or not we are doing it right. Am I supposed to have blue hair for example?

HumberElla · 11/07/2019 22:58

Interesting thread. I’m curious:

Repeatedly mentioning others ‘need’ to see genitals and the contents of others pants or looking at this area; bringing the discussion back to this even when not otherwise being talked about by others.

Stating that ‘all trans’ are potentially going to rape as a response to having sexed facilities

Repeating TWAW in all and every way with no exceptions and no questions. Questioning is socially reprehensible and must be shamed (see above re bringing crude genital and rape references into play).

Im not sure what to make of you, Petrol. You seem to inhabit a very confined and claustrophobic space in which any view beyond your self imposed gender construct is horrifying to you.

Enclume · 11/07/2019 22:58

I really dislike anything being deleted.

PeriComoToes · 11/07/2019 23:00

Correct!

Apollo440 · 11/07/2019 23:21

PerryWinkle
It appears that the schools have broken up in some areas of the country. Gird your loins for more goady posts over the next few weeks.

Just because someone argues like a 15 year old schoolboy and uses schoolboy phrases like 'having a wizz' doesn't mean they are a 15 year old schoolboy. Don't discount all the possibilities. They could be a 16 year old less gifted schoolboy.

DuMondeB · 11/07/2019 23:27

Went off to check out PetrolBastard’s favourite band...

Fuck me, what a pile o’shite!

Sample YouTube comment: ‘Would rather toss myself off with a cheese grater than listen to this again’

m.youtube.com/watch?v=zjX0vJjwdKo

TinselAngel · 11/07/2019 23:30

They looks like a band who would have a big female fan base.Hmm

DuMondeB · 11/07/2019 23:30

And they come from Leeds 😂

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