Women don't have penises

[jellybean85]

Just in service station and it seems the word is spreading! See next comment for pic

@DuMondeB I snorted

lady69 I haven't seen those stickers for sale but you can download the jaypeg and print your own.

Not safe for work;
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Oh hahaha how hilarious and original to be called a man on a feminist thread. Oh that really is very witty.

I did almost add a bit about you being an ex husband OR a nosy mother in law but it ruined the pacing 🤗

PetrolBastard

Can you please not come here and be a bigoted transphobe? A husband doesn’t necessarily identify as a man. For all you know, everyone on Mumsnet could have ex husbands who identify as non-binary. Some women here have ex-husbands who are women and transitioned after divorce. Please be respectful of our ex husbands in future and stop with the outdated assumptions and harmful prejudices.

I think you should really put that on a sticker, JessicaWakefieldSV. It's got a great zing to it! The service station is calling!

‘Women don’t have penises’ is much better... not sure you’re getting the sticker tbh

Maybe you could make your own:

‘ I got called a husband on a feminist thread and it hurt my feelings’

This is what you are doing with your life?

Yes. Next question?

I've honestly got better things to be doing with my life than to be hanging around motorway service stations putting up stickers. So I guess I'll just have to do what everyone else does and mind my own business about what other people have in their underwear.

Spot the trope

I've honestly got better things to be doing with my life than to be hanging around motorway service stations putting up stickers.

I’m clever. I can wee and put up a sticker at the same time.

Although I don’t need to be that impressive - I spend a long time hanging around in toilets waiting for ds to decide how many plops his poo has left. (Usually a sudden discovery of one more after I have wiped his bum. I have time for entire wallpapering if needed!)

So I guess I'll just have to do what everyone else does and mind my own business about what other people have in their underwear.

I’d be happy to do the same if men stopped bringing their penis into our spaces. Until then we’ll keep reminding people of basic facts.

Women don’t have penises.

And honestly, if you are sooooo busy you can’t pop up a sticker while you pee, what are you doing here?? You clearly don’t have better things to do.

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I've honestly got better things to be doing with my life than to be hanging around motorway service stations putting up stickers.

I think you may have misunderstood something. They don't have to be stuck in motorway service stations. I stick them on bus stops, telephone boxes, London underground stations and trains every day. I prefer Posie Parker's plain ones to the ugly dick pic, however.

Btw, it's not about wanting to know what people have in their underwear - one can guess that pretty accurately in over 99% of the population. It's about combatting an ideology that hurts us

PetrolBastard seems to be your regular troll. Better left alone to stew in his own petrol.

Oh no, accused of being a man again. Ouch - my feelings

Trolls can be female and non binary. Please stop being sexist

Calling out troll can also just be a reductive way of labelling someone who doesn't agree with you without taxing your brain too much. It's also, if I'm not very much mistaken, against the talk guidelines.

Right before that guideline, there’s another that might interest you:

No trolling, misleading or deliberately inflammatory behaviour

MNHQ are very keen to keep threads civil and constructive. So they may check if everyone here is here in good faith.

Apart from goading, what is it you're wanting to contribute to the thread PetrolBastard?

You mean deliberately inflammatory like continually accusing someone of being a man because they think they think spending your life putting up stickers in toilets is a silly way to spend your time?

Nobody has actually accused you of being a man. It does seem you have an issue with comprehension.

Yeah, I'm always called him and a husband day to day. Of course.