If I were to wake up with a male body tomorrow I would...

[Nightwitch]

And if such a thing was possible, if rare, I would probably have a wank. Just to see what it's like from the other side.
Then, I'd try to guess my clothes and shoe size and order some stuff off the Internet so I could leave the house.
At work, since I speak to people on the phone a lot. I'd marvel at how much more my clients are willing to listen and take what I say on board so much more.
When I go to the gym, I use the male changing rooms since that's what my body says and I know how my male body will disturb the women there.
I still put the welfare of others first because I was socialised female...

And I really should stay off the Internet while drunk..

Have a wank
Go on a night out to see the different behaviours of men towards women from a mans perspective
Go clothes shopping because I always think men are limited in clothes and styles compared to women

Then wish I could go back to being a woman

I'd do some of the heavy work needed in the garden quickly before I changed back!

Id take full advantage of being able to eat extra calories 😂

I'd go weight training to build more muscle, more quickly than a woman

And probably spend the rest of my time wanking!

Every single one of us would do the same thing. And I'm not talking about dusting really high shelves.

Dust really high shelves

Yip. First thing I thought of, then I'd prefer into a bottle or better yet - snow!

I'd wee everywhere, after I'd spent a couple of hours trying to suck myself off..

I would be heartbroken.

i'd wonder if the junk in the front went on the left side the right side got rolled into the middle or what the hell to do with that stuff.
they probably get sweaty and would drive me insane.

I'd be horrified

Have a wank

Lounge on the sofa fiddling with my balls to see what that’s all about.

Piss standing up to see if it’s really difficult to get it in the f**kin toilet and not the seat.

Throw a wet towel on the floor and see if it’s possible to pick it up

Grow a moustache and beard.

Actually scrap above. I’m already doing that against my will. F**king hormones!

Take a magazine to the toilet to see why I can’t complete a shit ‘til I’ve got to the last page.

Sorry, not very imaginative but that’s all I can think of now. Maybe different answers in the morning

I'd be confused. Not unusual on waking, for me.
Wank, definitely.

I've never thought of this before. Are women as obsessed with men's cocks as the men are? The first thing we'd do is wank.

I'd be really worried in case my loved ones didn't recognise me. My dad would have a lot more respect for me, though.

I’d see how far I could stand from the toilet and still pee in it.

@ILoveMaxiBondi that made me laugh ahaha

I'd also blow my nose, just to see if it made a trumpet tune.

Who would measure it. I certainly would.

Have a wank
Piss standing up
Stick my finger up my bum to see if it is pleasurable

Bertrand, couldn't you just have a wank?

Pee everywhere, yay!!

I've just thought.
Do we have a mans face to go with the body?
I would have to go out and find me a lovely lady to have sex with.
I've often wondered how it feels for a bloke.

I'd want to know if anal and blowjobs are as amazing as dp claims

I can think of loads more things I'd do.

I don't want to have man sex. I can only manage 9 or 10 press ups.

I would cause my dog deep perplexity and sadness, as he can definitely tell women from men and I'm his goddess.