If I were to wake up with a male body tomorrow I would...

[Nightwitch]

And if such a thing was possible, if rare, I would probably have a wank. Just to see what it's like from the other side.
Then, I'd try to guess my clothes and shoe size and order some stuff off the Internet so I could leave the house.
At work, since I speak to people on the phone a lot. I'd marvel at how much more my clients are willing to listen and take what I say on board so much more.
When I go to the gym, I use the male changing rooms since that's what my body says and I know how my male body will disturb the women there.
I still put the welfare of others first because I was socialised female...

badpenny

I don't want to have man sex. I can only manage 9 or 10 press ups.

You'd have all that extra upper body strength.

I'd wank (obvs - we're all doing that). Then I'd go for a run. Everyone can get the fuck out of my way for once. Bwahahahaha. And I can run with the music right up, not look at my surroundings, wear less clothes. I might even take my shirt off and tuck it in my gross, sweaty shorts to run.

I'd be an awful man.

I'd try and do some pull ups and see how much easier it is.

I can rise to the trot.

without stirrups.

I think I'd go at it from behind.
That can't be too hard, surely?
In front of a mirror.

I'd check if it really is impossible to sit without spreading my knees waaayyyy open

I'd grow a beard and moustache.

Definitely wank, wee and why is there no nice alliteration W word for have sex.

I'd be really interested to go out and about and meet people, see how differently I was treated. Ask for a pay rise because now I've got testicles I clearly need one.

It'd want my breasts back and my vulva.

I'd do womankind a service by promoting it as a male as much as I could whilst having any kind of male to male connection.

I'd be praying to go back to sleep and wake up as myself again.

I'm happy enough knowing I can do more than just orgasm once and it all be over to not need to know what it's like for a bloke, simply not bovvered.

I think I have more sensitivity all over than a lot, or even most/all men.

Would be very upset to wake up as a male

Measure how far up the wall I could pee.

Wear a big chunky watch and roll my shirt cuffs half way up my arms.

Walk confidently into a bookies and place a bet on a horse race.

Dress up in black tie.

Oh, and have a Sherman, obviously.

Do mens nipples do anything or are they just decorative?

Wake the whole neighbourhood with my screams.

I'd go and buy some tyres for my car and not be ripped off because I'm a defenceless lady. Then I'd have a massive wank.

I'd join the Freemasons.

Some men have very sensitive nips, others don't want them touched!

Pee against a wall, in full public view just because I can.

Buy a kilt and full Highland dress because I love the way they look.

Shout at random women in the street about how nice their tits are or alternatively how unfuckable they are.

Mansplain things to stupid women.

Go on a long trail run by myself early in the morning for 10 miles or so off the beaten path. Enjoy the scenery and enjoy being alone with no fear. That would be bliss!

I'd probably go down the Nag's Head, get drunk, leer at women, put a fiver on at the bookies, and get in a fight with the bowsies from the next time and win. I'd be a man of simple pleasures I think

*next town not next time

Btw - great idea for a thread.

I've actually often fantasised about this in real life. If I got to be a man for a week, I'd probably stroll into work ala John Wayne, swinging my balls like the Billy Big Balls that I am. I'd probably have a little female secretary as scared as a mouse and a team of gobshites who I could fire when and if I felt like it. I'd put my feet up on the desk and show my authority. I'm summon Karen from accounts to give me an update on the figures and dismiss her just as instantly from the mans talk.

But mostly I think I'd punch people.

Maybe the Lord was doing right when he made me a woman haha.

I forgot dick pics. I'm going to be so excited by owning a penis that I'm going to want to show it off, the ladies will be impressed.

Ginger - I bet mine is bigger than yours.

I'm very proud of my imaginary man-piece. It's quite the specimen!

I would really, really want to have sex. Consensual, loving sex, but sex all the same. I have often wondered what it is like from the other side.

Fun! First, I'd pee standing up. Then have a wank. And then go out and flirt with women and have consensual sex with the most attractive one. A lot of sex. Apart from experimenting with having a penis, I can't think of anything else offhand.