If I were to wake up with a male body tomorrow I would...

[Nightwitch]

And if such a thing was possible, if rare, I would probably have a wank. Just to see what it's like from the other side.
Then, I'd try to guess my clothes and shoe size and order some stuff off the Internet so I could leave the house.
At work, since I speak to people on the phone a lot. I'd marvel at how much more my clients are willing to listen and take what I say on board so much more.
When I go to the gym, I use the male changing rooms since that's what my body says and I know how my male body will disturb the women there.
I still put the welfare of others first because I was socialised female...

I would be able to do all the stuff previous posters have mentioned.
I do not fancy shaving my face every day ( I would not want a beard )

This thread doesn't seem to me to have anything to do with trans issues. It's about having a fantasy genetically opposite sex body for a day to see what it would be like. Not something anyone can do, even trans people. And not because you want to be that sex, but to see what it would be like.

Queenkubauofkish, I think to people like Dr Rachel, posting anything at all on FWR means you must be a raging "transphobe'
She doesn't seem to have a sense of humour.

I remember an epic conversation in which an entire group of women realised that every single one of us had, at some point, wondered what sex was like from their partners POV.

And then tried to have a conversation about it with an increasingly freaked out partner who did not want to talk about it.

You know what I'd love? To see the continuation of this thread once everyone had finished their 24 hours on the other side. Just to see how close perception matched reality. Can somebody clever please go and invent a machine to do this? Ta x

I think most of us were having a laugh and playing with stereotypes.

Go for an interview and blooming well pass it for a change
Make assumptions about how the rest of the family will just accommodate my needs without telling them in advance, just announce I am away tomorrow
Make use of the male strength I have to get the garden dug over

Then switch back to being a laydeee.....

Me too, BadPennyNoBiscuit. I just think it would be fascinating how it might alter all of us. I mean, I'm wondering what it would be like to have hair again. And do I get to choose how big my tits will be? No way do I want massive ones.

I'd whack myself in the balls to see how the pain compares to squeezing a baby out of a vagina.

Women frequently choose to have additional babies, Jane. No man ever asked for another kick in the balls

Could I just be taller? I don't even have to be average height but my life would be easier for the day at least.

After the usual struggle at breakfast this morning I'd like to change my answer:

I'd go through the fridge and cupboards and loosen the lids on all the jam/marmite/pickle jars.

And I'd also try and track down Luke Evans. Worth a try, right?

It is very painful being kicked in the vagina .
I do not know what being kicked in the balls is like @Jurgen

If babies were made from men being kicked in the balls they'd have to suck it up JurgenKloppsCat.

Not had a baby either so do not know what that is like .

If babies were made from men being kicked in the balls they'd have to suck it up

They would. There's lots of examples of male animals inflicting pain (even risking serious injury or death)on themselves to get a chance of propagating their genes. Some even grow pointy appendages to help them. (Sorry, off topic ... but maybe Jürgen's follow up thought experiment could be being a stag. Or a praying mantis? sorry.)

Cry

I would piss in my hanging baskets.

Not sure about that, but recycling some beer or cider a la Bob Flowerdew and his spigot might be good.

Queen bees rip off the penises of the male bees once the deed has been done

And they may do about 20 male bees

😧😧

Ps I used a leek .

PMSL at this