Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation

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According to someone on Twitter

It's all about bleaching the door frames!
Nothing good can come from that.

Oh god, the dog house bloody terrified me. I avoid it now . I reckon it's AIBU. Scary when you get a parking thread.

Come at me, Dettolists!

Penis beaker..

And there it is. There's your literal terrorist violence right there, right there I tell you (or should that be "I tell y'all"?) Could be a penis beaker, could be a lady-stick beaker. Did you ask it its pronouns? Well did you?

You just misgendered that beaker, you terfy-terrorists.

lady-stick beaker

Wait...bra intervention if there not radical terrorists then who is? Every.single.problem.would.be.solved.if.only.your.bra.fitted.correctly.

YOU ARE ALL ON A LIST

A shopping list, i found in a waitrose shopping trolley.

I did post on a thread earlier that I don’t feel guilty when killing poo flies because they’re devilish. It must be me. 🤔

Yes, but what about the South?

Is dog house terrorism pro or anti staffies?

Pro, of course, rescues are full of them,waiting to be liberated. (Sadly true)

Killing flies isn't an issue if your bra fits correctly hatesummer and your not wearing leggings.

hatesummer Errol has updated me you must also own a staffie while killing flies, not wearing leggings and wearing the correct bra.

Oh god...I’m wearing leggings but no bra. I’ll just go and explode myself now by eating packets of Pom bears.

My bras fit perfectly.

I went to Rigby and Peller.

TBH if you don't know what zoflora is then you're probably a TRA troll no?

Have you ever Kondo-ised your knicker drawer? Or written an AIBU from the pov of a fictitious character (preferably an Octonaut) and sat through three pages of replies before someone got it?

And if not then how do we know you are who you say you are?

Erm; I did once suggest in Style & Beauty that a poster set fire to her cardigan for her own sake. But not while she was wearing it.

I’m more of a freedom fighter tbh. Freeing women from the shackles of acrylic waterfall cardies.

Forgot the fennel tea terrorists to. Is there no end to the radicalism on MN?

A waterfall cardie on S and B?

😨

honeydragon i might be feeling lil bit judged right now...

Mortificado was paradoxically anarchic despite the vast excess of royalty.

Too hot for leggings and bras. I rebel against the tyranny of underwear in summer (at home) although many from AIBU who even sleep in the stuff will have panic attacks about womanly secretions terrorizing the world and my very washable clothes.
Most TRAs need to get out more.

CertainHalfDesertedStreets

How did you know?

It was the strikethrough fail too. Dammit I thought I knew that one.

That's a lovely cardie though Elephants. We don't mean ones like that

How did youknow?

Eet was ze request for money poem you dent out wiz ze wedding invitations. I knew zen zat you were no Mumsnetter.

Wooden spoons at dawn.