Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation

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According to someone on Twitter

reluctant i was brave and clicked the link i thought penis beaker was a wank tool not a mini penis biget 😂

I happened to be eating an ice cream lolly at the time and I'm all queasy.

weezol sharing is caring and no I'm not suggesting we have a bath together with the bath bomb I just think you made it and now you share it by giving it to me. Surely that's fair?

Oh Jesus I keep thinking penis beaker and half chuckle and half vom. MN needs user warnings.

Surely it's the grammar police that they are referring to?

Them's lot pop up on almost every thread, SPAG bombing everyone.

I'm so radicalised now, I almost always preview and spell check before posting.

throws in a glitter bomb adds link to glitter stuck to all kinds of crap selling site on Facebook.

Whistles.... clutches then twirls pearls and leaves but not before admitting to mis reading penis beaker as penis breaker!

The cultures evolved from the reusable loo brush.

Toilet kefir ?

Toilet kefir? You are really ruining my late night snacking.

toilet kefir?

I think I might have just sicked up a bit

Not sure it’s going to be much worse that normal kefir though....

Loo kombucha?

Would probiotics grown from a toilet brush that cleaned the runs cure constipation and vice versa? Or am I over thinking this? They do poo transplants now so theres my evidence it could work.

MN terrorists could go on dragons den with this.

Well, I wish you hadn't made me think about it...

I'm wondering if @Purpliser has come back?

Does she know what she's started?

So back to my jellyfish reference - there is a connection with terrorism - of the marine life kind.

The tentacles of the humble bluebottle are armed with batteries of powerful stinging cells called nematocysts, which inject potent venom into its prey (plankton, crustaceans & small fish mainly) - a novichok-like cocktail of muscle toxins and neurotoxins that can be powerfully destructive to small marine life.

(PS don't tell the Russians - these males scientists think the answer lies in chemistry but actually it already exists in nature).

And strictly, the bluebottle is not a jellyfish but a siphonophore.

I did not need to wake up up and read the rest of this thread. Certainly not before coffee.

Toilet kefir and kombucha

And strictly, the bluebottle is not a jellyfish but a siphonophore. ❤❤❤❤

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned botox in the context of toxins and face.

They do poo transplants

They do whosa what now?!

It's in pill form.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_microbiota_transplant

Fucking hell...

And I thought shit glitter pills were hard to swallow.

I'm sure we could get all our DCs to set up a production line making the perfect slime to add to arsenal. at least there might be point to it.

I have heard of faecal transplants by enema.

Patients who have had antibiotic treatment for clostridium difficile, effectively have all their gut flora wiped out causing problems with digestion and diarrhoea.

Stool samples from healthy donors (😱) are usedin enemas to repopulate the sick patients' guts.

I didn't realise it now came in pill or capsule form.

Much more civilised.

MN is mighty. Any enemy agents who merely glance at this thread will run away screaming. Good work everyone.

I didn't realise it now came in pill or capsule form.

Are we sure that it does? The Wikipedia article says: "After being made into suspensions, the fecal material can be given up-to-down through nasogastric and nasoduodenal tubes, or back-up through a colonoscope or as a retention enema".

(I like the "up-to-down" and "back-up" descriptions. The kind of medical descriptions we can all understand!)

But perhaps we've pursued this far enough ...

I so wish I hadn’t clicked on this thread straight after lunch.