Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation

[Twunk]

According to someone on Twitter

Im going to bed to avod the radicalisation

Zoflora is concentrated disinfectant.

Aggghhhhhh Too late

it's a smelly disinfectant

I bought some Zoflora recently but haven't tried it yet. The hyacinth one.

Thank you spontaneous

So we can say that MN definitely radicalises new members of the zoflora cult.

If you use loads it does smell strongly, I use it down the loo. with the loo brush

Well, my views on toilet brushes remain unchanged. I am obviously resistant to radicalisation.

I did ask S&B about Celtic slippers though, so maybe I'm a sleeper agent waiting to be activated. I have a copy of 'The Catcher In The Rye' on the shelf and a fondness for George Smiley.

Oh God, I don't know who I am or why I'm here or, where I am - send help!

I have a loo brush but no Zoflora

I have a loo brush too (whispers) will try!

I also wear leggings

I feel I must warn you - Zoflora, loo brushes and pom bears are not to be used at the same time.

Also if you spot a small Korean lady in your garden or a penis beaker RUN.

You see, you all try to deny it but one mention of housekeeping threads and you can't help yourselves. The indoctrination runs deep.

Oh that’s ok. I only use my loo brush with naice ham and Korean ladies.

Yes. I'm leading the legging resistance Shhhh!

You ppl will not convey me to zoflora. I use bleach down my loo.

I'm a Zoflorarista!

Currently using the latest weapon, Lavender Escape but will soon revert to the old Apple Orchard technique.

Come at me, Dettolists!

Stop being snobby icantbelieve just use bleach like a normal person. And wash your toilet brush in the dishwasher.

No no no no.

It's Dog House which is the somewhat niffy hotbed of Staffordshire terrierism.

Anyway, I’m waiting for my training. Where does the terrorist wing of MN have their training camp? I’m assuming Centre Parks, or Mexico?

I reckon it's making 7 days worth of meals from one chicken that's causing mass food poisoning. It's a chicken based act of terrorism.

Radical skirting board bleachers.

Is dog house terrorism pro or anti staffies? lifes big question

Oh bugger Twunk there was me thinking it was in Cancun. Can I un-enlist?