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Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation

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Twunk · 28/05/2018 23:16

According to someone on Twitter

Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation
Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation
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Rufustheyawningreindeer · 28/05/2018 23:31

Im going to bed to avod the radicalisation

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spontaneousgiventime · 28/05/2018 23:32

Zoflora is concentrated disinfectant.

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Rufustheyawningreindeer · 28/05/2018 23:32

Aggghhhhhh Too late

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redshoeblueshoe · 28/05/2018 23:32

it's a smelly disinfectant

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Ereshkigal · 28/05/2018 23:32

I bought some Zoflora recently but haven't tried it yet. The hyacinth one.

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Rufustheyawningreindeer · 28/05/2018 23:33

Thank you spontaneous

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Ereshkigal · 28/05/2018 23:34

So we can say that MN definitely radicalises new members of the zoflora cult.

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spontaneousgiventime · 28/05/2018 23:34

If you use loads it does smell strongly, I use it down the loo. with the loo brush

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Weezol · 28/05/2018 23:34

Well, my views on toilet brushes remain unchanged. I am obviously resistant to radicalisation.

I did ask S&B about Celtic slippers though, so maybe I'm a sleeper agent waiting to be activated. I have a copy of 'The Catcher In The Rye' on the shelf and a fondness for George Smiley.

Oh God, I don't know who I am or why I'm here or, where I am - send help!

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Twunk · 28/05/2018 23:34

I have a loo brush but no Zoflora

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Ereshkigal · 28/05/2018 23:35

I have a loo brush too (whispers) will try!

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Twunk · 28/05/2018 23:35

I also wear leggings

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spontaneousgiventime · 28/05/2018 23:36

I feel I must warn you - Zoflora, loo brushes and pom bears are not to be used at the same time.

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spontaneousgiventime · 28/05/2018 23:37

Also if you spot a small Korean lady in your garden or a penis beaker RUN.

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birdsdestiny · 28/05/2018 23:37

You see, you all try to deny it but one mention of housekeeping threads and you can't help yourselves. The indoctrination runs deep.

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Twunk · 28/05/2018 23:37

Oh that’s ok. I only use my loo brush with naice ham and Korean ladies.

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MistAmougstElephants · 28/05/2018 23:38

Yes. I'm leading the legging resistance Shhhh!

You ppl will not convey me to zoflora. I use bleach down my loo.

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ICantBelieveIDidThis · 28/05/2018 23:39

I'm a Zoflorarista!

Currently using the latest weapon, Lavender Escape but will soon revert to the old Apple Orchard technique.

Come at me, Dettolists!

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MistAmougstElephants · 28/05/2018 23:41

Stop being snobby icantbelieve just use bleach like a normal person. And wash your toilet brush in the dishwasher.

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ErrolTheDragon · 28/05/2018 23:42

No no no no.

It's Dog House which is the somewhat niffy hotbed of Staffordshire terrierism.

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Twunk · 28/05/2018 23:43

Anyway, I’m waiting for my training. Where does the terrorist wing of MN have their training camp? I’m assuming Centre Parks, or Mexico?

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NoseringGirl · 28/05/2018 23:44

I reckon it's making 7 days worth of meals from one chicken that's causing mass food poisoning. It's a chicken based act of terrorism.

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DryHeave · 28/05/2018 23:44

Radical skirting board bleachers.

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MistAmougstElephants · 28/05/2018 23:44

Is dog house terrorism pro or anti staffies? lifes big question

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spontaneousgiventime · 28/05/2018 23:45

Oh bugger Twunk there was me thinking it was in Cancun. Can I un-enlist?

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